Dave Pell
@davepell.bsky.social
Managing Editor, Internet
NextDraft.com
NextDraft.com
On the right, Fox News watchers. On the left, sane person.
January 6, 2026 at 6:49 AM
On the right, Fox News watchers. On the left, sane person.
The two biggest employee challenges in 2026 are AI and the fact that Marco Rubio holds nearly every job.
January 4, 2026 at 4:50 PM
The two biggest employee challenges in 2026 are AI and the fact that Marco Rubio holds nearly every job.
After decades on the internet, I finally found the link I'm least likely to click on.
December 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM
After decades on the internet, I finally found the link I'm least likely to click on.
Everyone wants to be an influencer.
December 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Everyone wants to be an influencer.
I wish I knew how to quit you.
Update: I figured it out.
Update: I figured it out.
December 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I wish I knew how to quit you.
Update: I figured it out.
Update: I figured it out.
It's Not TV.
It's HBO Max Netflix Warner Brothers Plus.
It's HBO Max Netflix Warner Brothers Plus.
December 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
It's Not TV.
It's HBO Max Netflix Warner Brothers Plus.
It's HBO Max Netflix Warner Brothers Plus.
The SSecretary of War is really quite the typo.
December 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The SSecretary of War is really quite the typo.
This administration doesn't even know who the peace deal has to be between.
November 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
This administration doesn't even know who the peace deal has to be between.
Weirdest episode of Pluribus yet.
November 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Weirdest episode of Pluribus yet.
Trump fooled everyone and signed a bill to release the Juan Epstein files.
November 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Trump fooled everyone and signed a bill to release the Juan Epstein files.
Is there a Nobel Prize for sociopathy?
November 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Is there a Nobel Prize for sociopathy?
Well, I guess we know why he’s not that interested in a third term.
October 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Well, I guess we know why he’s not that interested in a third term.
Update: the beeping stopped.
October 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Update: the beeping stopped.
Reality is clear enough. We really didn't need the metaphor.
October 21, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Reality is clear enough. We really didn't need the metaphor.
This assumes that both sides are equally terrible. A mistake that has been going on for years.
September 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
This assumes that both sides are equally terrible. A mistake that has been going on for years.
I guess Trump can pretend they weren’t booing him at the US Open, they were just yelling Bruuuuce!
September 8, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I guess Trump can pretend they weren’t booing him at the US Open, they were just yelling Bruuuuce!
Old school selfie. —Ansel Adams.
September 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Old school selfie. —Ansel Adams.
The resistance finally brought a sandwich to a ketchup throwing fight.
August 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The resistance finally brought a sandwich to a ketchup throwing fight.
Welcome to another day of American shame.
August 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Welcome to another day of American shame.
Nothing is a better symbol of this era than the fact that we spend much of our day typing and sending the word STOP.
August 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Nothing is a better symbol of this era than the fact that we spend much of our day typing and sending the word STOP.
Luckily, sports will always provide a respite from Trump News.
Let me just open up my ESPN app…
Let me just open up my ESPN app…
July 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Luckily, sports will always provide a respite from Trump News.
Let me just open up my ESPN app…
Let me just open up my ESPN app…
Wanna know when America was great? When someone said Epstein and this is what you pictured.
July 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Wanna know when America was great? When someone said Epstein and this is what you pictured.
So Grok is going full Nazi, but as you can see, Elon has ordered it to stop.
July 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
So Grok is going full Nazi, but as you can see, Elon has ordered it to stop.