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Dave
@daveplata.bsky.social
Just wanna have fun...and avoid far right nazis. Ababol en mis ratos libres. El progresismo es marketing, el capitalismo es religión.
That is what we are doing, stop suporting ilegal stuff in your Network, and stop sending unsolicited messages, creep!
February 7, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Mi mujer tomando Maxalt Max cada 24 horas
a man in a suit and tie stands in front of tie racks
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February 7, 2026 at 12:56 PM
La sutilidad de las menciones:
a man and a woman standing next to each other with the words " we 're looking at a pro "
ALT: a man and a woman standing next to each other with the words " we 're looking at a pro "
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February 7, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Que pasada! Vaya susto que me he pegado con las escaleras porque por me habían parecido un barco! 🤣
February 5, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Joder, el otro día con unos amigos nos acordabamos de Jackass y de un tal Dirty Sánchez que hacía algo parecido en la MTV pero mucho más bizarre, ahora todo me cuadra. 😅
February 3, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Ostias, por eso el 90% de la comida actual sabe a pollo! 😱
February 1, 2026 at 3:13 PM
No aprendeis 🤣
a man is being carried by a police officer in front of a dodge ram truck .
ALT: a man is being carried by a police officer in front of a dodge ram truck .
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February 1, 2026 at 3:07 PM
De "humorista" a turbo capitalista.
a man with the words well that escalated quickly written on his face
ALT: a man with the words well that escalated quickly written on his face
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January 31, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Y los otros son míos, no me escondo.
January 30, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Aprovecha que está de oferta! 🤣

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Fantasía por 9'48€ 🤣
January 29, 2026 at 9:10 PM