Me too

It's called getting older

My wife and I can at least joke about what's going to annoy me today

Yesterday it was the NHS exit feedback webpage

Who knows what today will bring?

You and St Nicks don't deserve this rubbish. Sorry

Reform will be ecstatic

At last we'll have an objective test of Britishness

If ancient Celtic isn't your 1st language it's deportation to where you *really* come from

Humans aren't born into 'total depravity' but, what's worse, some choose it and call it good

Likely Senile Purpura

Doesn't like the name

Call it American Purpura - best kind of purpura

But still proves the clock is ticking

And yet a govt that makes growth it's touchstone won't touch it

Let's carry on NOT doing the thing that will bring growth and expect growth

Utterly utterly bonkers

To give just one example of this highly prejudiced selective process

They choose to talk of £15m public spend but what of Worcestershire's Reform led Council £600m in debt?
A problem 40x the size?
Given 40x the coverage???
www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk-...

Like there's a job in the BBC to actively ask 'What could we headline today to stoke anti-asylum seeker anger'

Then frame it as 'balance' by having you on when the real problem was *their choice* to boost what they usually ignore: minor public spending housekeeping

Public service?

Yeah right

Oh for a time machine

I'll never understand how so many people can hate their own grandchildren

Keep up the good work Femi!

Every interview should start with 'How is your colleague Nathan faring in prison for treason?'

Very grateful to the good people of Kent for choosing to experience a Reform administration, so that the rest of us can vote, thus fully informed, not to

I hear they've renamed it
"Centers for Disease Circulation and Propagation"