Dave Stone
@davestone1980.bsky.social
Ubi fides ibi lux et robur
Saka 🤣
What’s that? Everton want me on loan? Great. No desire to stay here and win the league with my boyhood club. Let me go and get beaten and booed at Everton instead.
What’s that? Everton want me on loan? Great. No desire to stay here and win the league with my boyhood club. Let me go and get beaten and booed at Everton instead.
January 9, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Saka 🤣
What’s that? Everton want me on loan? Great. No desire to stay here and win the league with my boyhood club. Let me go and get beaten and booed at Everton instead.
What’s that? Everton want me on loan? Great. No desire to stay here and win the league with my boyhood club. Let me go and get beaten and booed at Everton instead.
Guessing prematch with that big smile
January 8, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Guessing prematch with that big smile
I’ll also let you have the first dig next time you step foot in god’s peninsular.
January 6, 2026 at 10:55 AM
I’ll also let you have the first dig next time you step foot in god’s peninsular.
If you get Delap on loan, I will never criticise your food again. Only positive wholesome support for one of cuisines great innovators.
January 6, 2026 at 10:54 AM
If you get Delap on loan, I will never criticise your food again. Only positive wholesome support for one of cuisines great innovators.
Delap regretting not moving to Everton is about as likely as me regretting not buying myself a hairbrush.
January 6, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Delap regretting not moving to Everton is about as likely as me regretting not buying myself a hairbrush.
14 appearances this season. And he’s been out for two months injured.
Plus there’s no guarantee he’d have been able to displace the total football machines that are Barry and Beto.
Plus there’s no guarantee he’d have been able to displace the total football machines that are Barry and Beto.
January 6, 2026 at 10:48 AM
14 appearances this season. And he’s been out for two months injured.
Plus there’s no guarantee he’d have been able to displace the total football machines that are Barry and Beto.
Plus there’s no guarantee he’d have been able to displace the total football machines that are Barry and Beto.
Maybe so. The zero chance of winning anything, ever, is a zinger though.
January 6, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Maybe so. The zero chance of winning anything, ever, is a zinger though.
Without a world club cup medal. Or a chance of winning anything, ever.
January 6, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Without a world club cup medal. Or a chance of winning anything, ever.
I am absolutely certain he isn’t 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😘
January 6, 2026 at 10:33 AM
I am absolutely certain he isn’t 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😘
I saw the highlights. We absolutely are not.
January 5, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I saw the highlights. We absolutely are not.
Olive Oyl Out!
Booooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
You bluenose are hilariously fickle and an absolute delight to watch imploded.
Not what you used to be and not entitled to anything!
So there’s nowhere else I’d rather be.
Please continue.
Booooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
You bluenose are hilariously fickle and an absolute delight to watch imploded.
Not what you used to be and not entitled to anything!
So there’s nowhere else I’d rather be.
Please continue.
January 5, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Olive Oyl Out!
Booooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
You bluenose are hilariously fickle and an absolute delight to watch imploded.
Not what you used to be and not entitled to anything!
So there’s nowhere else I’d rather be.
Please continue.
Booooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
You bluenose are hilariously fickle and an absolute delight to watch imploded.
Not what you used to be and not entitled to anything!
So there’s nowhere else I’d rather be.
Please continue.
Moyes out! Amazing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
January 5, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Moyes out! Amazing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Creepy fucker on the piano
December 31, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Creepy fucker on the piano
I’d join you but at a mere 45 I don’t qualify.
December 31, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I’d join you but at a mere 45 I don’t qualify.
By a vegan? I wouldn’t fight you. You wouldn’t have the strength to strength to change your own dressings afterwards.
December 31, 2025 at 10:09 AM
By a vegan? I wouldn’t fight you. You wouldn’t have the strength to strength to change your own dressings afterwards.
Saving an album of your dinners in case I ever go on hunger strike. Be a piece of piss.
December 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Saving an album of your dinners in case I ever go on hunger strike. Be a piece of piss.
Just realised it’s 2020. Thought it was today.
To be fair probably drivel then too
To be fair probably drivel then too
December 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Just realised it’s 2020. Thought it was today.
To be fair probably drivel then too
To be fair probably drivel then too
Another couple of inches higher on the face and you wouldn’t have had to watch that drivel
December 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Another couple of inches higher on the face and you wouldn’t have had to watch that drivel
This is a better outcome
December 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
This is a better outcome