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Dave (The Splatter)
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Enthusiast of many things. Once passed a bad check for fried chicken. Go birds.
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Stay tuned after the movie for...
John Fetterman photo parodied as the opening title to YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON TELEVISION. If you remember that show, time to schedule your colonoscopy.
November 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Robert DeNiro as "The Creature" in MARY SHELLEY'S FRANKENSTEIN (1994).
john fetterman, smiling, with his face more fucked up than usual (photo from about 250 people on Bluesky, give or take)
November 15, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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SEPTA awarded the contents of the "Take-A-Penny" jar from the Audobon Market near 422 and Valley Forge.
Audobon Market at Audobon Rd and S Trooper Rd in Audobon, PA, behind the Taco Bell.
November 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Sammy Davis, Jr. (left) and Wilt Chamberlain (right, much taller) from LAUGH-IN.
November 15, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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Reddy Kilowatt holding a knife to a boy, caption reads "REMEMBER KIDS, ELECTRICITY WILL KILL YOU!"
November 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Unless we're bringing back "Old Timey Cough Syrup", Vance can fuuuuuuuuck riiiiiiiiiiiight off.
"One Night Trademark Cough Syrup" Each ounce contains Alcohol (less than 1%), Cannabis Indica, F.E., Chloroform, Morphia, Sulph. Skillfully combined with a number of other ingredients.
November 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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"THERE ARE FOUR NORTHERN LIGHTS!"
Patrick Stewart as Captain Jean-Luc Picard in STAR TREK: NEXT GEENRATION, in the episode where he is tortured by Cardassians into believing there are five lights when only four are present.
November 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Welp. Only one way to fix all this.
November 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Jules (Samuel L. Jackson) from PULP FICTION, captions reads "This was divine intervention."
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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A sign in the wine aisle that says, "Exciting Whites".
November 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Joe Carcione, "Green of the Stone Age". (Sorry, it just popped in my head.)
Joseph Carcione (/kɑːrˈtʃoʊni/ kar-CHOH-nee; October 31, 1914 – August 2, 1988) was a consumer advocate known as "The Green Grocer." (from Wikipedia)
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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If you're gonna drench sports in gambling, the least you could do is bring back Stickum.
Mueller Stickum grip enhancer paste 1970s Raider Lester Hayes and Stickum, a sticky glue like substance that he would drench his hands in before games. Stickum was banned by the NFL in 1981.
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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go birds 🦅🏈💚
Eagles fan on a traffic light pole, vintage Eagles logo on the upper right hand.
November 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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go birds 🦅🏈💚
Avery Brooks as Ben Sisko from STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE, caption reads, "GO BIRDS".
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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go birds 🦅🏈💚
Tippi Hendren in Alfred Hitchcock's GO BIRDS.
November 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Oh, they're "making a deal" in Washington?
A "ZONK" from the old LET'S MAKE A DEAL, where the contestant gets nothing. (Pictured, a presenter in red dress presenting a donkey, I think?)
November 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Mamdani is going to implement Sha-Na-Na law. Everyone will have to dress as a greaser from the 50s and sing doo-wop.
Sha Na Na was an American rock and roll and doo-wop revival group formed in 1969. The group performed a song-and-dance repertoire based on 1950s hit songs that both revived and parodied the music and the New York City street culture of the 1950s.
November 9, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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"Where Will You Be When Diarrhea Strikes?"

(photo h/t @dieworkwear.bsky.social )
Kash Patel wears a camo polo shirt with a trucker cap and mid-brown pants inside a gym.
November 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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She smiles and says "I will always love you."
The Borg Queen from STAR TREK.
November 9, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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"Welcome to Target!"
November 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Ummmm... I think it's broken.
Screenshot of a broken meme generator sign. Screenshot of a broken meme generator sign.
November 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Just show up in a bathrobe, with a towel, and tell everyone you're Arthur Dent.
Martin Freeman as Arthur Dent in HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY.
November 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM