dave
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if you need a bombing campaign that left 40 dead to get a latina baddie you may be doing it wrong 🙃
January 4, 2026 at 11:57 PM
if you need a bombing campaign that left 40 dead to get a latina baddie you may be doing it wrong 🙃
sorry if I wasn't clear: my point was that I think they are bringing back legacy characters in the next 2 avengers movies to finally put them to bed by the end of secret wars, when we will have FF, avengers & x-men finally all in the same universe.
January 2, 2026 at 5:37 PM
sorry if I wasn't clear: my point was that I think they are bringing back legacy characters in the next 2 avengers movies to finally put them to bed by the end of secret wars, when we will have FF, avengers & x-men finally all in the same universe.
I understand this but avengers 5 & 6 are an ending to the MCU as we have known it & the beginning of something new, apparently. I mean, it's the f'ing multiverse saga.
& those are my excuses for not being outraged or whatever.
& those are my excuses for not being outraged or whatever.
December 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I understand this but avengers 5 & 6 are an ending to the MCU as we have known it & the beginning of something new, apparently. I mean, it's the f'ing multiverse saga.
& those are my excuses for not being outraged or whatever.
& those are my excuses for not being outraged or whatever.
Russian bot or Pakistani bot?
December 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Russian bot or Pakistani bot?
cold water will be enough
December 18, 2025 at 5:36 PM
cold water will be enough
most predictable movie
December 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
most predictable movie
escalating the drug war is the whole reason we have fentanyl... get ready for super saiyan fentanyl
December 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
escalating the drug war is the whole reason we have fentanyl... get ready for super saiyan fentanyl
medicare for all would be the easiest f'ing political win wtf are Democrats doing?
December 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
medicare for all would be the easiest f'ing political win wtf are Democrats doing?
it wasn't really a "teaser" as much as a dirty mag with every photo being of your grandma
December 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
it wasn't really a "teaser" as much as a dirty mag with every photo being of your grandma
things I was trying to forget 🫤
December 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
things I was trying to forget 🫤
"PFAS has entered the chat"
December 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
"PFAS has entered the chat"
honestly I'm surprised anything needs to be faked or spoofed at all
December 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
honestly I'm surprised anything needs to be faked or spoofed at all
I'd let her mess me up in a milly-on different ways
December 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I'd let her mess me up in a milly-on different ways
*Russia disables Europe's GPS*
*Europe wants to be concerned but Hungary won't let them*
*Europe wants to be concerned but Hungary won't let them*
December 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
*Russia disables Europe's GPS*
*Europe wants to be concerned but Hungary won't let them*
*Europe wants to be concerned but Hungary won't let them*
there are rumors it's dropping tomorrow 🤷♂️
December 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
there are rumors it's dropping tomorrow 🤷♂️
YES! but also call him weird & stupid PLEEEASE I need this from the democratic party
December 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
YES! but also call him weird & stupid PLEEEASE I need this from the democratic party
I'm sure a large part of it is also paying back the MIC for taking a bunch of their Ukraine money, but also a ploy for greater executive power under wartime.
December 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I'm sure a large part of it is also paying back the MIC for taking a bunch of their Ukraine money, but also a ploy for greater executive power under wartime.
"noticing patterns of behavior is woke,"they'll probably say, but in a series of grunts
December 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
"noticing patterns of behavior is woke,"they'll probably say, but in a series of grunts
someone said use cracked apps responsibly..??
December 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
someone said use cracked apps responsibly..??
Christians are terrified that their children will be tolerant & accepting of LGBTQ & minorities 😒
December 3, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Christians are terrified that their children will be tolerant & accepting of LGBTQ & minorities 😒
vice-signaling *yawwwwwnnn*
December 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
vice-signaling *yawwwwwnnn*
"the affordability hoax, the Epstein hoax, the Russia hoax, the 2020 election hoax, the covid hoax" - from the guy running a literal cryptoscam 🤣
December 2, 2025 at 7:33 PM
"the affordability hoax, the Epstein hoax, the Russia hoax, the 2020 election hoax, the covid hoax" - from the guy running a literal cryptoscam 🤣
bradley bout to get mike pence'd
December 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
bradley bout to get mike pence'd
bro hittin that poppy nod
December 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM
bro hittin that poppy nod