-Start a wrestling career
-If necessary, move to a town with a local scene that AEW is likely to run a show in
-Build somewhat of a reputation
-Be hired as an extra for an AEW taping
-Archer Uppies

Kosei Fujita
Konosuke Takeshita
Hirooki Goto
Oskar Leube
...uh... ummm....
Tomohiro Ishii?

and knuckles

"Pedocon Theory" is a theory in the same way that gravity is a theory

"JACK PERRY DID NOTHING WRONG! HE DID NOTHING WROOONG!!! CRY MY A RIVER YOU FASCISTS!!!" -me, as CM Punk's ICE violently wrestle me into the back of an unmarked black van.

Need a girl to shut me up that way when I'm rambling about the Bullet Club again

"Hannover, Hannover, Hannover, Hannover over and over" - PSY und Snoop Dogg, wie sie völlig zugedröhnt im RE2 immer wieder durch Hannover durchfahren.

They're all still definitley coming, eventually, surely... right?

stealing the body and breath
til only a shell is left
witness the hell in the flesh

Broken in two places 🥳

"Need tiddies? Wanna get rid of your tiddies? Call the Top Transfigurator™ today!"

Top Transfigurator is a 10/10 title

it doesn't do facts, in general

And all those awards should have gone to Deltarune (except performance, I guess. Fuck it, give that to Temmie, just for the hell of it.)

Chapters 3&4 are the first paid release of Deltarune. If anything, I think the argument that it qualifies for the 2025 Game Awards is stronger than it was for SotE in '24.

Anyway, yearly award shows suck. Deltarune GOTY.

I mean, holy shit, they have a category for "best ongoing game." How the FUCK did that not go to Deltarune?

Deltarune deserved *at least* nominations in Game of the Year, Narrative, Score and Music, Ongoing Game, Independent Game, and Role Playing Game.