Dave Wiltshire
davew.xyz
Dave Wiltshire
@davew.xyz
Gen X, cis, they/he
DOB: 331ppm

Извигмте, я полох понимаю по-русский
Ah, 1 spine please?
January 5, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Boobs are about the only thing good in the world right now, so enjoy yours as much as you need to.
January 5, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Her facial expression at the end. She's wondering WTF that was and WTF she's even doing
January 5, 2026 at 3:20 AM
I hate it but he's right on both counts
January 4, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Reposted by Dave Wiltshire
Liberation is defined by the oppressed so step 1 is asking them what it means for them and what help IF ANY they desire from you

Assuming you know and intervening on their behalf is colonization
January 4, 2026 at 12:49 AM
с новым город из Австраий!
January 2, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Yeah but the combination of bought and all were very surprising for an adult. (I also didn't know who it referred to)
January 2, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Why did I read bought which made this start have a *whole* different feel.

All of them?
January 2, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Goddam! on a tram
December 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
The most human thing AI does is make up shit when it doesn't know the answer. Built in the image of the tech bros who created it.
November 30, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I read this as "you're so pretty" and didn't even blink because yeah (I mean also for doing this makes you pretty in my eyes too)
November 20, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Bullshit Jobs - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
я понимаю немного по-русски: "не" "я" и "друг" 😢

After translating 🤣
November 6, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Not Auckland but to New Zealand, only for a week, not moving for good like you would (if you could).
November 5, 2025 at 6:46 AM
OMG guess where I'm going tomorrow (just to make you jealous and so you'll have to think of me more).

And yeah, please remember that people care about you, even if they are over the other side of the world.
November 5, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I thought this was the classic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqo5...
POT BROTHERS AT LAW ONE MINUTE TIP OF THE DAY
YouTube video by Pot Brothers at Law
www.youtube.com
November 4, 2025 at 7:37 AM
The same can be said for my "I'm Maia" t-shirt

Except the answers are different
October 14, 2025 at 1:49 PM
my "I would never do cybercrime" t-shirt is attracting a lot of questions already answered by my t-shirt
October 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Alt text does not convey how absolutely lovely this picture of your cats is (though I guess it's a picture of cats so that should be the default assumption)
October 14, 2025 at 1:41 PM