I made a song. I wrote it myself, recorded it myself, filmed it myself, edited it myself, and watched it myself. But I'd quite like some other people to watch it too, so here it is - Bible Handling, the Musical, part fiveish. youtu.be/MojQVwO51JQ #noai #bible #song #stay

Today I manfully held a piñata while a party of children took turns to whack it with a heavy stick, and sustained barely a single bruise. Later on, in a quiet moment, after everyone had gone home, I accidentally smacked myself in the mouth with it so hard that it made me both bleed and cry a little.

Does anyone else play anime theme tunes in the shower to help them measure the passage of time, and have a team of imaginary commentators dissecting their performance? "Aaand he's over-soaped again." "Yes Bob, he has, and that mistake is going to cost him during the rinse stage..."

Every book of the Bible summarised in one song, with amazing music by the amazing Mozart. (Don't worry, it speeds up significantly after Genesis and Exodus.) m.youtube.com/watch?v=iGk2...

A few years ago, Bible Society UK commissioned their ambitious “Lumino” research project, surveying 20,000 UK adults into attitudes to the Bible… 🧵

Hello strange new world! I don't really know where I am, but it seems only right that my inaugural post should be about poo, and the Bible. Spot the one-stringed phono-fiddle (sadly lacking its original horn). youtu.be/Bpl3La-mTpo?... #singersongwriter #Bible #poo #music #Christian #strawhat #comedy