Great choice of photo 😆

New title: inmate Windsor

"Even by his standards..."

The peak of your civilisation

Have a poster of you with tape on your face. Have a pop at the trans community and asylum seekers, they've clearly had it easy too long.

I've noticed all your shows are very well researched. Stop it.

Punch down = win big.

Enjoy your Netflix millions. You're welcome.

What was their review for Mel Gibson's album?

Why is a (perhaps soon to be formerly) democratic country, have people put up with this shit for so long? The UK is far from perfect but I'm grateful to live here.

What if, in a glorously ironic twist, Earth is saved by all the right-wingers buying electric cars to 'own the Libs'

The guy winning £10 for his star letter, in which he suggests sacking Alex Ferguson, also merits a mention.

Whiskers McFancy

Is it Bodger AND Badger?

Chinny reckon

I disagree. Is Aaronson going to play 90 I mins up to twice a week? One injury to Piroe or Joseph and we're yet again relying on Bamford, who is a) injury prone and b) has never come up with the goods when the pressure was on.

Seems like a borderline arrogant gamble.

Because we're 2 injuries away from being in big trouble and our nearest rivals have all strengthened.

Disgusting. A West Ham mug?