Dave Zeltserman
@davezeltserman.bsky.social
Award-winning crime, thriller & horror author of 23 novels including SMALL CRIMES, now a Netflix film, and The Caretaker of Lorne Field, currently in film development. Follow me on davezeltserman.substack.com, which will always be free!
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Happy holidays from Boston's most brilliant detective Julius Katz, his sister and top spy Julia, Parker (crossing over from the Morris Brick fictional universe), and of course, Archie!
How long will it take for the morally bankrupt JD Vance to divorce his wife and disown his kids to appease Nick Fuentes?
December 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
How long will it take for the morally bankrupt JD Vance to divorce his wife and disown his kids to appease Nick Fuentes?
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So, not a bonus. Robbing Peter to pay Paul, who are in this case the same person
Trump rebrands Congressionally-approved troop housing subsidy as ‘warrior dividend’ bonus
More than $2.9 billion in reconciliation funds was allocated to beef up troop housing allowances. Now it’s being used for $1,776 checks.
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December 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
So, not a bonus. Robbing Peter to pay Paul, who are in this case the same person
About my corny Julius Katz titles davezeltserman.substack.com/p/all-those-...
All those corny Julius Katz titles
My detective Julius Katz, both with his name and that he’s a brilliant, eccentric and lazy detective who is frequently prodded by his sidekick Archie, is such an obvious play on Nero Wolfe that it jus...
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December 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
About my corny Julius Katz titles davezeltserman.substack.com/p/all-those-...
About Archie from my multiple award-winning Julius Katz mysteries
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December 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
About Archie from my multiple award-winning Julius Katz mysteries
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Happy holidays from Boston's most brilliant detective Julius Katz, his sister and top spy Julia, Parker (crossing over from the Morris Brick fictional universe), and of course, Archie!
December 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Happy holidays from Boston's most brilliant detective Julius Katz, his sister and top spy Julia, Parker (crossing over from the Morris Brick fictional universe), and of course, Archie!
Spend the holidays with Julius Katz, his sister, Morris Brick + Parker, Hell's only PI Mike Stone, and of course Archie!
Detectives and Spies now on sale for $0.99
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Detectives and Spies now on sale for $0.99
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December 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Spend the holidays with Julius Katz, his sister, Morris Brick + Parker, Hell's only PI Mike Stone, and of course Archie!
Detectives and Spies now on sale for $0.99
www.amazon.com/Detectives-S...
Detectives and Spies now on sale for $0.99
www.amazon.com/Detectives-S...
With Detectives and Spies on sale for $0.99, spend the holidays with Julius Katz, his sister Julia, Parker, a handful of demons that have escaped from Mike Stone’s private Hell, and of course, Archie.
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www.amazon.com/Detectives-S...
December 10, 2025 at 5:30 AM
With Detectives and Spies on sale for $0.99, spend the holidays with Julius Katz, his sister Julia, Parker, a handful of demons that have escaped from Mike Stone’s private Hell, and of course, Archie.
www.amazon.com/Detectives-S...
www.amazon.com/Detectives-S...
December 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Crow: "It just tells us everything that we need to know that reminding people to obey the law, reminding people to obey the Constitution, is somehow criminal in Trumpworld and should be responded to with death threats. It's very, very telling."
November 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Crow: "It just tells us everything that we need to know that reminding people to obey the law, reminding people to obey the Constitution, is somehow criminal in Trumpworld and should be responded to with death threats. It's very, very telling."
The Caretaker of Lorne Field cracking the top 10 of Amazon's US Horror list
November 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The Caretaker of Lorne Field cracking the top 10 of Amazon's US Horror list
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Newsom's latest troll 😆
November 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Newsom's latest troll 😆
November 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
sometimes books have surprisingly long tails davezeltserman.substack.com/p/the-long-t...
The Long Tail
Sometimes books fade away and sometimes they have long tails where they’re written about long after they’ve been published.
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November 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
sometimes books have surprisingly long tails davezeltserman.substack.com/p/the-long-t...
If you hadn't read Shelley's Frankenstein, I guess it's possible you might like Del Toro's heavy-handed, cartoonish adaptation, but if you have read it, I'd have to think you'd find the movie utter crap.
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
If you hadn't read Shelley's Frankenstein, I guess it's possible you might like Del Toro's heavy-handed, cartoonish adaptation, but if you have read it, I'd have to think you'd find the movie utter crap.
I see that my publisher has my horror novel The Caretaker of Lorne Field, which ALA shortlisted for best of the year when it came out and could be a movie in 2026, is on sale for $1.99 www.amazon.com/Caretaker-Lo...
The Caretaker of Lorne Field: A Novel
The Caretaker of Lorne Field: A Novel - Kindle edition by Zeltserman, Dave. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading The Caretaker of Lorne Field: A Novel.
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November 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I see that my publisher has my horror novel The Caretaker of Lorne Field, which ALA shortlisted for best of the year when it came out and could be a movie in 2026, is on sale for $1.99 www.amazon.com/Caretaker-Lo...
The GOP's breathtaking hypocrisy is on full display today when they released a report that all of Biden's executive orders and pardons should be voided because an autopen was used and Biden had no idea of any of it.
October 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The GOP's breathtaking hypocrisy is on full display today when they released a report that all of Biden's executive orders and pardons should be voided because an autopen was used and Biden had no idea of any of it.
@justinwolfers.bsky.social do you trust the inflation numbers put out today?
October 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
@justinwolfers.bsky.social do you trust the inflation numbers put out today?
Maybe if the media listed the stupid things Trump says every day, we wouldn't have this moron wrecking our country right now.
October 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Maybe if the media listed the stupid things Trump says every day, we wouldn't have this moron wrecking our country right now.
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We need more of this, and from more people. Rolling your eyes as if to say "We all know how they are" (or worse, "Don't get distracted") has been a big strategic mistake. Democratic politicians have to meet the brutality of MAGA rhetoric with outrage--and then, when necessary, match it.
Jeffries: "You've got Leavitt, who's sick, she's out of control. I'm not sure if she's just demented, ignorant, a stone cold liar, or all of the above. But the notion that an official WH spokesperson would say that the D Party consists of 'terrorists, violent criminals & undocumented immigrants'..."
October 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
We need more of this, and from more people. Rolling your eyes as if to say "We all know how they are" (or worse, "Don't get distracted") has been a big strategic mistake. Democratic politicians have to meet the brutality of MAGA rhetoric with outrage--and then, when necessary, match it.
Saturday I'll be joining other patriotic Americans at the No Kings rally in Barrington RI. Karoline Leave can suck it!
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NO KINGS Barrington, Rhode Island · Mobilize
Barrington Interfaith Partners invites all to gather in front of 461 County Road from 12:00 to 1:00 pm. Parking is available in the Park and Ride lot. The Barrington Congregational Church at this loca...
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October 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Saturday I'll be joining other patriotic Americans at the No Kings rally in Barrington RI. Karoline Leave can suck it!
mobilize.us/s/GarPsQ
mobilize.us/s/GarPsQ
At the core of my thriller Trust Nothing (release date Nov. 12th), there's a conspiracy to use an advanced technology to put an unfit demagogue as president. As it turns out, low-tech (social media) with a shameless huckster was all that was needed. www.amazon.com/dp/B0FTRQZF5K
Trust Nothing
Amazon.com: Trust Nothing eBook : Zeltserman, Dave: Books
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October 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
At the core of my thriller Trust Nothing (release date Nov. 12th), there's a conspiracy to use an advanced technology to put an unfit demagogue as president. As it turns out, low-tech (social media) with a shameless huckster was all that was needed. www.amazon.com/dp/B0FTRQZF5K
Introducing Julius Katz trace-evidence.net/2025/09/26/i...
Introducing Julius Katz (by Dave Zeltserman)
Readers of Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine over the last 16 years are likely already aware of Julius Katz, but I’d like to introduce my Boston-based detective to Alfred Hitchcock’s Mystery Magazine…
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September 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Introducing Julius Katz trace-evidence.net/2025/09/26/i...
Why Trump forcing Kimmel off the air has rattled me so much open.substack.com/pub/davezelt...
This Jimmy Kimmel business has shaken me up
I’m breaking a vow to myself.
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September 18, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Why Trump forcing Kimmel off the air has rattled me so much open.substack.com/pub/davezelt...