Didn't know David Blaine was still performing, fair play to the lad, those things are pretty hefty.

Lovely bit of business that.

Yeah, if you believe he's dead. I on the other hand would ask, what was he doing? He positioned himself in a role where he travelled the world meeting people with incredible abilities... He was putting a crew together for a massive heist that we'll never see coming.

Long game, but slowly, and by degrees, open a branch of Lush In the office. If his stench overpowers that, then call Norris McWherter.

They have weaknesses... many of them are just one stripe of white paint away from being sexually harassed by a skunk.

Also true of variants of pliers.

Fair play algorithm, I can guess you know I like Pratchett stuff, but my appreciation of a well-fitted shelf has always been between me and the priests at Screwfix.

There are loads, but by and large, tourists aren't too bothered about going to them, once In a while someone on the news mangles Redcar or Marske by saying them properly and, oh how we laff.

Nah, you could say all that about Richard Stilgoe, plus he presented a fitness programme on BBC 2.

I had Reebok Hexalite trailers when I first heard it. Made sense to me that they were rejoicing in its shock-absorbing qualities.