David Jenkins
@david-jenkins.bsky.social
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Don’t cry.

Fight like hell.

Be funny as hell while you do it.

Be kind as hell while you’re funny as hell while you’re fighting like hell.

We’ll win.
david-jenkins.bsky.social
Probably not great for them that their protocol-dork ideological head is freaked out about getting his teeth kicked in
helldude.bsky.social
mencius moldbug is thinking of fleeing the country because he thinks the trump administration's chaotic half-assing of dismantling liberal democracy is going to bite them all in the ass
david-jenkins.bsky.social
I’m deadly serious about Mr. Spriggs
edbbteach.bsky.social
they were so fucking unserious about lucius
A screenshot of tweet replies from david jenkins and nathan foad in june 2022

david: RIP Lucius we miss you 🙏🏻🥀

nathan: 😪🤙🏻

david: ❤️🥹
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david-jenkins.bsky.social
Fair. Just rolled D-20 with a social media modifier and would like to publicly apologize for dragging D&D into this.
david-jenkins.bsky.social
For me it's their hyper fixation on conservative Opus Dei Catholicism (Thiel & Vance in particular) and Thiel's crushing of Gawker for outing him that belies a clear self-hatred and hypocrisy.
david-jenkins.bsky.social
Self-hate related to queerness is the national security issue of our time.
david-jenkins.bsky.social
They’d like to make the Vatican on global scale. All gayness is still there— even rampant—but cloaked behind a bunch of Dungeons and Dragons weirdness.
david-jenkins.bsky.social
If you so badly don’t want to be your authentic (in this case gay) self that you destroy democracy & misinterpret the religion you pretend to love so dearly, you’re doing it wrong.

Looking at you Mike Johnson, Lindsey Graham, Peter Thiel, JD Vance and on and on and on. Just be out and proud.
david-jenkins.bsky.social
Stede is the manic pixie dream guy btw 🦄
david-jenkins.bsky.social
Dude loved that manic pixie dream guy 💜🏴‍☠️
mildlybritish.bsky.social
Your friendly reminder for #TaikaTuesday that this happened on our screens. This image actually appeared on our television sets. Right in front of our salads
david-jenkins.bsky.social
Dude loved that manic pixie dream guy 💜🏴‍☠️
mildlybritish.bsky.social
Your friendly reminder for #TaikaTuesday that this happened on our screens. This image actually appeared on our television sets. Right in front of our salads
S2E2 Ed Teach looking like an absolute smoke show
david-jenkins.bsky.social
Someone is driving behind you. They get to witness you driving well.
david-jenkins.bsky.social
Agree. They’re really weak and trying to appear strong.
david-jenkins.bsky.social
All good don’t waste your time with it
david-jenkins.bsky.social
Just in case you didn’t watch that bullshit military thing today, I’ll spoil it for you:

Hegseth looked like a little boy and Trump looked like a slurring, tired old man.

The silence in the room was deafening. This wasn’t the win they were looking for.
david-jenkins.bsky.social
Focus on your own lane right now. Be the person you want to see in the world.
david-jenkins.bsky.social
😮👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🦄🏴‍☠️
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david-jenkins.bsky.social
Just remember:

keep your side of it clean (when you can)

help those in need

stay funny (really funny when you can)

and there’s not one single reason to put up with bad faith bullshit.
david-jenkins.bsky.social
You will win. Turds belong in the toilet.
david-jenkins.bsky.social
It’s never the right ones who OD (looking at you Orange Man & Musk)
david-jenkins.bsky.social
Ask Bolsonaro. You can maybe get a letter to him in prison.
david-jenkins.bsky.social
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