Archived page for David the Goliath
@david-the-goliath.bsky.social
This account is a part of my past, and the past made me who I am. I am leaving it here as an archive, but the person behind it no longer exists. Слава Україні!
Oh god, is this what the doctor actually wanted when he asked for a stool sample?!
May 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Oh god, is this what the doctor actually wanted when he asked for a stool sample?!
If I eat quietly, how will capitalism know I’m consuming?
March 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
If I eat quietly, how will capitalism know I’m consuming?
In the age of autocorrect and spell check.... I don't understand. We all get the red squiggly line, right?
February 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
In the age of autocorrect and spell check.... I don't understand. We all get the red squiggly line, right?
In hindsight, 'Operation Receding Tide' was a dead giveaway
February 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
In hindsight, 'Operation Receding Tide' was a dead giveaway
Their slogan? "The future of work is unpaid, and it's now." Finally, a company that understands the true value of unpaid overtime.
February 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Their slogan? "The future of work is unpaid, and it's now." Finally, a company that understands the true value of unpaid overtime.
"The DOJ is dropping its investigations into NYC mayor Eric Adams -- Here's how this shows bipartisanship is working"
February 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM
"The DOJ is dropping its investigations into NYC mayor Eric Adams -- Here's how this shows bipartisanship is working"
Yeah, just a quick blip. I'm sure a quick server restart took care of it or something.
February 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Yeah, just a quick blip. I'm sure a quick server restart took care of it or something.
Ok, status page shows the outage. Will be interesting. I caught it before their status page updated.
February 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Ok, status page shows the outage. Will be interesting. I caught it before their status page updated.
Feels like you're projecting your own insecurities on Pluto 🤣
January 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Feels like you're projecting your own insecurities on Pluto 🤣
I had to see it in writing to get it
January 20, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I had to see it in writing to get it
How does that saying go? The definition of insanity is...?
December 19, 2024 at 7:28 AM
How does that saying go? The definition of insanity is...?
I was thinking "Tone Deaf Leopard" but I feel like it needs tweaking
December 19, 2024 at 7:27 AM
I was thinking "Tone Deaf Leopard" but I feel like it needs tweaking