When shutdowns occur due to the intransigence of either party, the number of days lost to Congressional inactivity should be reduced from their days of service and if not reflected in their pay, certainly added to the required days for pension eligibility.

No chance that flag will be properly inspected and managed after hitting the ground. Hopefully the same carelessness that let that happen might result in it being hoisted up the pole upside down, proving two wrongs sometimes do make a right.

Defies logic to classify Zionism as “white supremacy” when Zionists have been instrumental in supporting the emigration of Ethiopian Jews, Syrian Jews, Iranian Jews to Israel. That said the illegal “settlers” infuriate many who believe they’re more likely to destabilize security than enhance it.

Famous Charles DickIns classic: An Epstein Carol

The cosplay fatigues are a dead giveaway.

I’ve heard and would love to confirm, that part of WalMart’s onboarding process for new hires is to show them how to apply for SNAP. If true, that falls under the “tell me you don’t care about my food security without telling me you don’t care about my food insecurity.”

Do you know who I’m supposed to contact? Because I’ve not received my Soros signed check yet and I’ve been protesting since the late 1960s.

You’re kidding! Another white guy? Not a drag Queen, brown illegal or trans? I’m shocked. Shocked!

I stood up for him too. I chained up a shit eating dog. And when someone said he wasn’t fit to screw a dead possum, I said he most certainly was.

Broken clock theory.

“Big Pharma is going to be paying you to take drugs!”

But it’s okay to take horse dewormer!

“I love the smell of a fresh diaper in the morning,” Melanoma Trump.

Every accusation is a confession.

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