Hmm. I fancy Kate rather likes my look after I have made chapatis. Flour, pretty much head to toe, to match the newly white kitchen.

Looks like a picture of me circa 1986. Actually, I know it's Brad Gushue, Canadian champion curler. I can tell by the left foot and right wrist angle. Of course, I know what the text means, but it won't improve your life much, so I will let it go...