I’ve been thinking about this topic all week. Nailed it, absolutely nailed it.

Jesus fucking Christ. Some teenagers bust their ass to build a news channel that without a doubt exceeds the quality of the zillion dollar majors and you shit on them because of their gender? Be better.

That’s always the sticking point. If offered a shit sandwich with wholemeal or white bread the correct response is neither.

I’d completely lost track of who their head honcho was. Did we even get a chance to give this one a nickname?

It’s paywalled, but given everyone with half a brain knows it can and will be bypassed in two seconds I think we can all get the gist 🤷‍♂️

Fucking what?

This morning I was reading Meditations by Marcus Aurelius and feeling pretty good about the idea of being unaffected by what happens around me. And then my cat shat pure liquid on the carpet and I remembered that everything sucks and I hate it here.

Like 10 years from now if I see my (current) local member buying an ice cream in my town I’ll STILL go call the cunt a genocide enabling pissant. No letting up, ever.

The way I see it, within a couple of years they’ll all need to backpedal claiming they didn’t know or that they did in fact speak up.

And we’ll all be there to kick them right in the fucking dick about it for the rest of their miserable lives. Journos, pollies, civilians, everyone who let it happen

Are you a complete fucking idiot or just a troll (though still a complete fucking idiot)?

I’m not too thrilled with the 15 year old at jiujitsu who made me do an involuntary backflip with a neck disc bulge causing landing either to be honest. BAN KIDS IN SPORT!

While it’s plain to see at this point that he’s turned out to be just as delusional and out of touch as Morrison was, if someone came up to me claiming he was intentionally torching the ALP voter base for some nefarious reason I’d have no rebuttal. This has been such a bizarre term to watch.

Oh FFS, should’ve read the bio 🤦‍♂️

Still. He’s a fucking shitweasel.

Congrats, you’re Minister for Parties

OK but can you bring snacks?

I wonder how this works for dual citizens 🤔

Time to whip out my favourite meme of this year.

Nailed it (as usual).

Open offer to join my cabinet when I start my new political party (working title- The Not A Pack Of Deadshit Cunts Party)