David Bitz
@davidbitz.bsky.social
Nothing wrong with a little jumping, jiving, and wailing!
January 18, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Nothing wrong with a little jumping, jiving, and wailing!
They merely adopted the ice; we were born in it, molded by it.
January 17, 2026 at 8:10 PM
They merely adopted the ice; we were born in it, molded by it.
The only way to stop a bad ICE officer with a gun is with a good ICE officer with a gun.
January 16, 2026 at 9:12 PM
The only way to stop a bad ICE officer with a gun is with a good ICE officer with a gun.
Did…did he bug our meeting? IS THERE A MOLE IN THE MINNESOTAN’S FOR FRAUD SOCIETY????
January 15, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Did…did he bug our meeting? IS THERE A MOLE IN THE MINNESOTAN’S FOR FRAUD SOCIETY????
Why is it so many people accept his answers of "I don't know" in a way they never accepted from any other president? We've historically expected presidents to know things!
January 13, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Why is it so many people accept his answers of "I don't know" in a way they never accepted from any other president? We've historically expected presidents to know things!
I dunno, I think it's actually Vecna who won this episode. He got the kids together and is enacting his plan to merge dimensions. Nothing is gonna stop him now!
January 13, 2026 at 9:53 PM
I dunno, I think it's actually Vecna who won this episode. He got the kids together and is enacting his plan to merge dimensions. Nothing is gonna stop him now!
Very fair! I get it. I watched every episode of it for a reason!
January 6, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Very fair! I get it. I watched every episode of it for a reason!
The show was...fun...but patently ridiculous.
January 6, 2026 at 3:48 AM
The show was...fun...but patently ridiculous.
Oooh…gonna need some extra strength lotion for that burn!
December 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Oooh…gonna need some extra strength lotion for that burn!
I wouldn’t worry if I was Weiss. Soon the Trump administration will force companies to advertisement on the town halls because it’s a definite 1st amendment violation. Obviously this move would be completely in line with what the founders intended.
December 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I wouldn’t worry if I was Weiss. Soon the Trump administration will force companies to advertisement on the town halls because it’s a definite 1st amendment violation. Obviously this move would be completely in line with what the founders intended.
"All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an artificial limb that is superior in mobility and all the qualities that we want to the limbs that God made, which are legs and arms."
December 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
"All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an artificial limb that is superior in mobility and all the qualities that we want to the limbs that God made, which are legs and arms."
"The only reason Marjorie 'Traitor' Brown (Green turns Brown under stress!)"
Everybody knows the #1 rule in comedy: If you have to explain the joke it makes it even better!
Everybody knows the #1 rule in comedy: If you have to explain the joke it makes it even better!
December 8, 2025 at 3:16 PM
"The only reason Marjorie 'Traitor' Brown (Green turns Brown under stress!)"
Everybody knows the #1 rule in comedy: If you have to explain the joke it makes it even better!
Everybody knows the #1 rule in comedy: If you have to explain the joke it makes it even better!
Spittin' facts most are too afraid to say out loud.
December 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Spittin' facts most are too afraid to say out loud.
It's not the size of the toy that counts, its how easily it can lodged in your esophagus!
December 2, 2025 at 3:49 AM
It's not the size of the toy that counts, its how easily it can lodged in your esophagus!
If Joe Biden allowed them in wouldn't that make them...legal?
December 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
If Joe Biden allowed them in wouldn't that make them...legal?
It speaks to their deep seeded racism (and sheer stupidity) that they think they could actually pull this off.
November 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
It speaks to their deep seeded racism (and sheer stupidity) that they think they could actually pull this off.
Pffft...we all know you've been bought and paid for by the Quest 64 industrial complex.
November 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Pffft...we all know you've been bought and paid for by the Quest 64 industrial complex.
As loathed as I am to sympathize with Hegseth, as a man who can't grow a decent beard...I get it...
November 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
As loathed as I am to sympathize with Hegseth, as a man who can't grow a decent beard...I get it...
I know it’s not grammatically correct but I will die on the hill that the comma after Frankenstein should come after the quotation mark.
November 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I know it’s not grammatically correct but I will die on the hill that the comma after Frankenstein should come after the quotation mark.
Just your average Republican respecting history and tradition by talking about "going around the Constitution".
October 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Just your average Republican respecting history and tradition by talking about "going around the Constitution".
On thing that is very well known is the incredible influence Democrats have on the kind of art that's created and architecture that is built.
October 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
On thing that is very well known is the incredible influence Democrats have on the kind of art that's created and architecture that is built.
For all the talk on the right about "history and tradition" it's amazing how little regard they actually have for it.
October 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
For all the talk on the right about "history and tradition" it's amazing how little regard they actually have for it.
I've long had a theory that being passionate and genuine in your beliefs and stances on issues garners much more support from people than taking the popular stance on every issues but coming off as fake.
October 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I've long had a theory that being passionate and genuine in your beliefs and stances on issues garners much more support from people than taking the popular stance on every issues but coming off as fake.
It's 2025 and we still have sitting supreme court justices that see nothing wrong the Grandfather Clause...
October 16, 2025 at 2:49 PM
It's 2025 and we still have sitting supreme court justices that see nothing wrong the Grandfather Clause...
For as long as there have been people championing environmentally friendly practices there were those who intentionally DIDN'T use the recycle bin when it's closer than the garbage can and people who intentionally bought the least fuel efficient car. Now those people are in charge of the country...
October 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
For as long as there have been people championing environmentally friendly practices there were those who intentionally DIDN'T use the recycle bin when it's closer than the garbage can and people who intentionally bought the least fuel efficient car. Now those people are in charge of the country...