David Chu
@davidchuofficial.bsky.social
Hitler took over Austria with almost no pushback (kinda like Venezuela today). Then he invaded Poland (kinda like how Trump wants Greenland). I wonder what happened after that.
January 19, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Hitler took over Austria with almost no pushback (kinda like Venezuela today). Then he invaded Poland (kinda like how Trump wants Greenland). I wonder what happened after that.
“You arrogant ass. You’ve killed us” (from The Hunt for Red October)
August 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM
“You arrogant ass. You’ve killed us” (from The Hunt for Red October)
Nowhere in all of American history has a sitting president plastered their own image everywhere or started renaming shit after themselves while still in office. You usually have to look outside the United States for that. Like Saddam Hussein, Kim Jong-un, or Muammar Gaddafi. Authoritarian much?
July 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Nowhere in all of American history has a sitting president plastered their own image everywhere or started renaming shit after themselves while still in office. You usually have to look outside the United States for that. Like Saddam Hussein, Kim Jong-un, or Muammar Gaddafi. Authoritarian much?
Happy palindrome day. 52525
May 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Happy palindrome day. 52525
This is some John Carpenter level fog. Where did Chicago go?
May 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
This is some John Carpenter level fog. Where did Chicago go?
Since Trump was eyeing the Papacy, it’s only fair that Leo be president
May 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Since Trump was eyeing the Papacy, it’s only fair that Leo be president
The movie CONCAVE took longer
May 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The movie CONCAVE took longer
Sometimes nature looks like a painting. Or maybe this is a painting of nature.
May 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Sometimes nature looks like a painting. Or maybe this is a painting of nature.
There is a generation of people who can only recite the Preamble to the US Constitution by singing it. We the People 🎶
April 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
There is a generation of people who can only recite the Preamble to the US Constitution by singing it. We the People 🎶
Seismic activity detected worldwide as Arlington Cemetery's fallen heroes collectively turn in their graves—witnessing Trump betray the Western democracy they fought and died for in WWII
March 1, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Seismic activity detected worldwide as Arlington Cemetery's fallen heroes collectively turn in their graves—witnessing Trump betray the Western democracy they fought and died for in WWII
Trump to sign an executive order making white the official US color
February 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Trump to sign an executive order making white the official US color
The word you’re thinking of is EXTORTION, the act of wresting money or property from someone by force or undue exercise of authority or power.
February 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
The word you’re thinking of is EXTORTION, the act of wresting money or property from someone by force or undue exercise of authority or power.
The beauty of a sunset is that you can be anywhere. #losangeles
February 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The beauty of a sunset is that you can be anywhere. #losangeles
The word you’re thinking of is INHUMANE: lacking pity, kindness, or mercy
February 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The word you’re thinking of is INHUMANE: lacking pity, kindness, or mercy
The word you’re looking for is: SCUTTLE (verb), as in what they plan to do to the US government
February 2, 2025 at 6:39 AM
The word you’re looking for is: SCUTTLE (verb), as in what they plan to do to the US government
Westerly view of downtown Chicago from Navy Pier, more specifically from right out front #chicagoshakespearetheater
January 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Westerly view of downtown Chicago from Navy Pier, more specifically from right out front #chicagoshakespearetheater
The word you’re looking for is: kakistocracy: a government run by the worst, least qualified or most unscrupulous citizens.
January 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
The word you’re looking for is: kakistocracy: a government run by the worst, least qualified or most unscrupulous citizens.
The word you’re looking for is “dickish”
January 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The word you’re looking for is “dickish”
#oscars2025 is the first time TWO musicals (Wicked and Emilia Pérez) were up for best picture since 1969
January 24, 2025 at 7:14 AM
#oscars2025 is the first time TWO musicals (Wicked and Emilia Pérez) were up for best picture since 1969
Five presidents attended the memorial service for President Jimmy Carter who lived to be 100. Presidents must get excellent healthcare.
January 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Five presidents attended the memorial service for President Jimmy Carter who lived to be 100. Presidents must get excellent healthcare.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present…. Thanksgiving leftover pizza!
December 1, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, I present…. Thanksgiving leftover pizza!
Automated voice recognition comprehension is remarkable, except when you say “speak to a representative”
November 30, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Automated voice recognition comprehension is remarkable, except when you say “speak to a representative”
Despite the cold, it’s still not winter yet.
November 30, 2024 at 5:52 AM
Despite the cold, it’s still not winter yet.