David Collard
@davidcollard.bsky.social
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Autheur. Unfluencer. 'A Crumpled Swan' (2025) https://www.saggingmeniscus.com/catalog/a_crumpled_swan/ 'Multiple Joyce' (2022) https://www.saggingmeniscus.com/catalog/multiple_joyce/ (No DMs. I block anonymous followers with no bio or original posts)
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davidcollard.bsky.social
A late thought, but among the very best immersions: 'The Speakers' by Heathcote Williams, written when he was 22. OMFG.
davidcollard.bsky.social
Has anyone mentioned 'Moby-Dick'?
davidcollard.bsky.social
I write about launches in 'A Crumpled Swan' (see the essay 'On brouhaha'). I organised one last year for Kevin Boniface's 'Sports and Social' and we had readings, an interview, a performance, brilliant stand-up @johnnywreallyx2.bsky.social and a raffle. A great night out and we sold a LOT of books.
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davidcollard.bsky.social
It's disappointing I know (which is why I prefer to run online gatherings - there are no overheads). Outside London and festivals I think it's very hard to build a community of loyal attendees willing to pay, say, £10 for an event unless it has added value (music, stand-up, perfromance etc)
davidcollard.bsky.social
40% is a pretty good turnout in most contexts (as is a 40% response to an online questionnaire). Thing is, if an event is free people register, but have no stake so may not come. If there's a fee fewer will regiiter but most or all of them will come, because they've made a real investment.
davidcollard.bsky.social
The reports of the UK Mass Observation Movement of the 1930s, which observed the customs and behaviours of the British working classes under a surrealist anthropological lens. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass-Ob...
Mass-Observation - Wikipedia
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davidcollard.bsky.social
If not too glaringly obvious: Orwell's 'Down and Out in Paris and London'
davidcollard.bsky.social
This Saturday/Sunday: a two-day show of new work by six contemporary women ceramicists. PV on Sat (from 6pm). All welcome.
davidcollard.bsky.social
You've enriched their lives, and ours, immeasurably, and you should feel a warm glow. So shines a good deed in a naughty world.
davidcollard.bsky.social
The role of Harry was played by the uncredited Philip Truex.
bernardherrmann.bsky.social
Publicity still for Alfred Hitchcock’s THE TROUBLE WITH HARRY (1955), featuring: Mildred Natwick, Edmund Gwenn, Jerry Mathers, Shirley MacLaine, John Forsythe and “Harry.”
Publicity still for Alfred Hitchcock’s THE TROUBLE WITH HARRY (1955), featuring: Mildred Natwick, Edmund Gwenn, Jerry Mathers, Shirley MacLaine, John Forsythe and “Harry.”
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bernardherrmann.bsky.social
Publicity still for Alfred Hitchcock’s THE TROUBLE WITH HARRY (1955), featuring: Mildred Natwick, Edmund Gwenn, Jerry Mathers, Shirley MacLaine, John Forsythe and “Harry.”
Publicity still for Alfred Hitchcock’s THE TROUBLE WITH HARRY (1955), featuring: Mildred Natwick, Edmund Gwenn, Jerry Mathers, Shirley MacLaine, John Forsythe and “Harry.”
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Am wondering if all of those suddenly deciding they’re against communities living “parallel lives” might reconsider their support of religious schools? Or indeed private ones?
davidcollard.bsky.social
I write about this distressing condition in my book 'Multiple Joyce' and the extent to which Finnegans Wake, with its constant polyglot punning, might be seen as an expression of Witzelsucht www.saggingmeniscus.com/catalog/mult...
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barristersecret.bsky.social
This is a lie.

There are many criticisms you might sensibly and truthfully make of the Sentencing Council and the Sentencing Guidelines. I’ve been making them for years.

But this is an outright lie. Pure fabrication. A fraud on the public.
davidcollard.bsky.social
Volume IV is astonishing.
davidcollard.bsky.social
An absolutely unforgettable moment - and what a production! He was brilliantly cast against type but had the range. I can remember the shock wave that ran through the audience.
davidcollard.bsky.social
Such a fine actor. Nobody better at portraying moral strngth and integrity. And I was lucky enough to see him play Ralph Nickleby (RSC, 1982), a villain for once. I'll never forget his reaction on discovering the paternity of Smike...
hboomer.bsky.social
RIP, John Woodvine. A very fine actor, and son of South Shields
davidcollard.bsky.social
"Britian looses" surely?
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quantick.bsky.social
"And all because the lady loves... Mlik Tary."
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kevinboniface.bsky.social
New episode: art for art's sake, DIY culture, working for nothing, free bottle of pop, greedy buggers, punk rock, job killers, the cost of idealism, taking strike action, Mr Briggs' Toyota Yaris
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davidcollard.bsky.social
'On the Way I Lost It' (Frankie Howerd) gets my vote.
Keith 'Cheggers' Chegwin (popular telly presenter who had a drink problem) was reported to be working on a memoir entitled 'Cheggars Can't Be Boozers'
davidcollard.bsky.social
So if I support the woman who was arrested for holding a sign reading "I do not support the proscription of Palestine Action" should I just hand myself in to save time? Can we all just hand ourselves in?
mikegalsworthy.bsky.social
She was arrested for holding a sign reading:

“I do not support the proscription of Palestine Action”

How that would warrant arrest is very unclear. I wonder if the police here even understand the boundaries of the bizarre law they’ve been forced to enforce.
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mikegalsworthy.bsky.social
She was arrested for holding a sign reading:

“I do not support the proscription of Palestine Action”

How that would warrant arrest is very unclear. I wonder if the police here even understand the boundaries of the bizarre law they’ve been forced to enforce.