That Guinness advert.

I think you may have invented the club.

All I ever got with my bat was ducks.

I think reading when you drive is not such a good idea.

Where will it be hiding it?

There is a wonderful reverse rule to this, demonstrated by the video of an official saying how safe and quiet a road is while an accident happens in the background

Its as near as makes no difference.

Is this a consequence of the supreme court rulling.