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David Cyrus
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The king of social media... or not.
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GOP Grievance. Over. Policy. We complain. We don’t fix.
January 31, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Caption: “Anti-Vax Research” Panel 1: Person in lab coat sitting in in a laboratory performing scientific research Panel 2: Person sitting on toilet reading their cellphone
January 31, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Panel 1 (labeled “Under Biden”): Scene: A grocery counter containing cartons of eggs with the pricing sign “Eggs $3.75”. An angry man in a red “Make America Great Again” baseball cap standing next to the counter screams, “Let's go, Brandon! Why is eggs so dang expensive?!” Panel 2 (labeled “Under Tump”): Scene: The same grocery counter containing the same cartons of eggs as in Panel 1, except the pricing sign now reads “Eggs $7.50”. The same man as in Panel 1 is wearing the same clothing, with the addition of a sport coat and reading glasses perched on the end of his nose in a scholarly manner. The man calmly reads from a textbook titled “Econ 101”: “The cost of eggs is a complex interplay between inflation and other factors, like bird flu, of which the President has little control.“
January 30, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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"He hates the same people I hate. He's got my vote!" Guess what, he hates you too. And he's going to prove it.
January 30, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Might this Truth Social post indicate cracks in the bromance between 45/47 and Elon Musk??

globalnews.ca/news/1098760...
"I have just asked Elon Musk and Space X to 'go get' the two brave astronauts who have been virtually abandoned in space by the Biden Administration. They have been waiting for many months on Space Station. Elon will soon be on his way. Hopefully, all will be safe. Good luck Elon!!!"
January 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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They got you fighting a culture war to stop you fighting a class war
January 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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“Amen” to this.
They got you fighting a culture war to stop you fighting a class war
January 28, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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January 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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"If someone says it's raining & another person says it's dry, it's not your job to quote them both. Your job is to look out the fucking window and find out which is true."
January 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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You don't Hassel the Hoff!
T-shirt with an image of the face of David Hasselhoff and the words "Don't Hassel the Hoff!" surrounding the image.
January 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Never forget that “DEI” is MAGA code for the n-word
January 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Hmm... Could there perhaps be some OTHER reason that many Americans voted for him?
"He hates the same people that I hate. He's got my vote!" Guess what, he hates you too. And he's going to prove it.
January 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Never forget “DEI” is MAGA code for the n-word
January 22, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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Geez! That IS scary!

It is a good thing that Americans are a proud, smart people that would never allow a threat to their democracy! (1/2)
Panel 1: Caption at the top of page: “America, you might lose your democracy.” Image below: A crowd of American citizens sleeping and snoring Panel 2: Caption at the top of page: “America, you might lose TikTok.” Image below: The same crowd of American citizens screaming, panicking, and completely losing their sh*t
January 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Do not waste your time or energy with culture war b.s.

The more important fight is against the oligarchy.
January 17, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Never forget “DEI” is MAGA code for the n-word
January 15, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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It has sunk in for me…

#ClassWarNotCultureWar
They got you fighting a culture war to stop you fighting a class war
January 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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They got you fighting a culture war to stop you fighting a class war
January 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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December 30, 2024 at 9:33 PM
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I’m sure HE likes to think so…

#DeportElonMusk
#EndOligarchy
#EndCitizensUnited
#BillionairesCannotGovern
December 27, 2024 at 2:17 AM
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The Kraft Heinz Company, maker of Heinz ketchup spent 23 million dollars in research and development of the bottle top on Heinz ketchup to get juuust the right fart sound.

Trust me. I’m a random internet guy.

(I kid! About the research, that is. I am just an internet rando.)
Photo of a squeeze bottle of Heinz ketchup
December 20, 2024 at 3:46 PM
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Ah-HAH!

I have determined the source of the mysterious east coast “night drones”!
Photo of a store named “Drones Plus” which sells and trains one in the use of drones.
December 18, 2024 at 9:05 PM
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Spoof Alert:

Wow! N.P.R.’s “Planet Money” followed me!

Hey, waitaminute! Check out the following screenshot… It’s not “planetmoney”. It is “pianetmoney “ with a capital “I” that looks like a lowercase “L”!

Wow… You mean one cannot trust everyone on the internet?!? Get outta here!
Screenshot of the Bluesky app showing my account being followed by “pianetmoney”, not “planetmoney”.
December 10, 2024 at 2:55 AM
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Breakfast at Original Pancake House… “eggs Benedict Arnold”.

They turn traitor on your meal and sell it out to the British in exchange for a traditional British breakfast.
Delicious-looking photo of eggs Benedict at Original Pancake House
December 8, 2024 at 4:52 PM
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I cannot make this stuff up…
Smartphone screenshot of Bluesky account “McRibIsBack” liking my post about finding Yuletide solace in the McDonald’s McRib sandwich… back for a limited time only.
December 7, 2024 at 11:30 PM