David ᵂ
daviddoublew.bsky.social
David ᵂ
@daviddoublew.bsky.social
Reads as "Europeans are getting healthcare, multiple weeks paid time off each year, and maternity leave AND paternity leave?! That's not FAAAIIIRR, US workers don't get that, so why should Europeans! Europe should have to treat their workers like we treat ours!!!"
December 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Trump getting his grubby little hands on that gold medal from FIFA is the quickest I've seen him move in a very long time.

Literally putting a medal on himself.
December 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Why is coverage of Trump always so bad? It's on par with bigfoot footage (even if its setup specifically for him) - shaky cam, huge telephoto lens, blurry, bad lighting - then when we do get a decent up close picture you can see it's just some weird old dude in makeup, a wig, with an awkward gait.
June 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Wait til Americans find out we've been making fun of them for years.... in America!
June 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
😢 If only there were other countries we could trade with

Oh wait, there's literally every other country
April 3, 2025 at 11:41 AM
"US joining Commonwealth" story has obviously been overshadowed by news of other leaks, but anyway: source of that rumour was Andy Wigmore (right, both in the photo & politically), director of communications for the Leave.EU campaign.

Reminder that the misinformation engine is still ticking over.
March 27, 2025 at 9:09 PM