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David Earle
@davidearle.bsky.social
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PSN/XBox: DarkGauss, come at me. Writer, gamer, parent, sleep deprived. He/him. All posts are my own opinions.

Blog: https://www.davidearle.com
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Opportunity knocks!
Thanos clenching the Infinity Gauntlet, declaring "Fine. I'll write it on spec."
December 8, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Your friendly reminder that thanks to the Ossiarch Bonereapers, the Tooth Fairy is absolutely canon to Age of Sigmar and it probably looks like this.
A pink skeleton with black gossamer wings and a bright pink wand flies out a window.
December 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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She'll be one in two weeks.
Astrid staring up at a treat adorably. She's a tricolor corgi.
December 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Are we meme-ing the Grinch Salt yet? It's Grinchtasti-

it's Grinchalicio-

Green seasoning is good.
A McDonald's Grinch Box with an open packet of Grinch salt. It's mine, you can't have it.
December 3, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Welp. Hazbin Hotel is canon to Star Wars now.
Darth Revan throwing lightning bolts at the cast of Hazbin Hotel, who are throwing lightning bolts right back.
November 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Post something random or you'll have an awful December
Fighter: " Werewolves are nearly impossible to kill. You need silver weapons." Barbarian: " Why don't you just feed them chocolate? " Fighter: " Why would I. ...OH MY GOD KRUNK! " *CONCERN*
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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This is the founder of the startup emphasizing AI will never replace qualified therapists. At least his head's in the right place.
He and the team at HoloMD hope to someday provide a standalone version for underserved populations, but he said AI will never replace a qualified therapist. "Has Al ever witnessed firsthand the death of a parent, the birth of a child, the marriage of a close friend, all these amazing or sad events in our lives?" Kehr asked. "We live in our hearts and our souls and Al can read about it, but AI will never feel that as a human being."
November 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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This gets worse the more I look at it.

(Disclaimer: NOT ME.)
News of Record - Parsons Advocate David Earle Stemple, was charged with one cunt Domestic Battery. According to the complaint on Tuesday, Nov. 11 at approximately 8:40 p.m.
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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This one stole, unboxed and ate an entire chocolate orange one Christmas. She survived this dose of corgi neurotoxin with only mild facial tics.
A stuffed corgi lying on stairs and blepping at the camera.
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Seems like the meeting went well.
"Only too true, I fear," said Gandalf. "But there was something else in it, I think, which you don't see yet. Even Gollum was not wholly ruined. He had proved tougher than even one of the Wise would have guessed - as a hobbit might. There was a little corner of his mind that was still his own, and light came through it, as through a chink in the dark: light out of the past. It was actually pleasant, I think, to hear a kindly voice again, bringing up memories of wind, and trees, and sun on the grass, and such forgotten things. But that, of course, would only make the evil part of him angrier in the end - unless it could be conquered. Unless it could be cured." Gandalf sighed. "Alas! there is little hope of that for him. Yet not no hope."
November 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Working on #pixelart and getting the proportions right for 32x32 top-down tiles. Meet Mr. Generic.
Pixel art of an average man with brown hair in a grey jacket, light blue shirt, and blue jeans.
November 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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If you see this, QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood
Title screen of Shining Force II.
November 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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We can only speculate how things are going at the remains of the White House tonight.
A group of people stand outside a locked door. One of them gasps, "He's probably in one of his black moods."
November 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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LONG beastie.
Corgi stretching.
November 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Observe circa 2023. These are free to anyone who can work out what the hell I was thinking.
Text reading: Haunted Mobile Tesseract Unit With adjustable gravity and John Cleese Text reading: Gingerbread man on trial for losing Truth - immature, obsessed with muscles Heavy drinking at Grandmom's house
November 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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LMAO Our little one slipped out the fromt door and took a run around the cul-de-sac one morning last week until our neighbor released her Shelties to herd her back inside. No regrets.
A remorseless corgi with butterfly wings.
November 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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They're adorable when they hide. This one got herself stuck behind our couch while we were on vacay and panicked my mom who could not find her.
A very cross looking corgi.
November 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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The Truth Social engineer trying to get their AI to stop telling the truth:
An evil reprogrammer clinging to Omega Supreme's head as he tries to throw it off.
November 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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I will never judge Donald Trump for falling asleep during extended meetings. A man should be judged on his character and his results.

SO ANYWAY 1/4978
Reasons I Hate Trump The acting head of NASA told them not to "let safety be the enemy of progress". They blew up a boat full of alleged drug smugglers, who may have actually been trafficking refugees. Either way this is a violation of international law. He was convicted of sexual assault in a civil trial. He was convicted of felony fraud. He is clearly suffering from dementia. He renamed the DoD to the Department of War. He threatened Chicago with war. His vice president, when someone told him the boat attack was a crime, said he "didn't give a shit what you call it". RFK Jr. is a vaccine conspiracist openly destroying the Department of Health. He threatened Belgium with tariffs if they don't give him the Nobel Peace Prize. He bombed Iran with no Congressional approval. He is abetting genocide in Palestine. Expelled Russian dissidents back to Russia for Putin. Pedophile. Friends with child trafficking pedophile Jeffrey
November 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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I'm sorry. *steeples hands, takes a deep breath, and slams a fist on the desk*

NONE OF Y'ALL NOTICED THIS
The Rocky Horror Show Video Game on PS5. Looks like a NES game.
November 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Nature is healing.
A picture of cats sitting on a server farm. Caption reads: HUNDREDS OF STRAY CATS CAUSED A BITCOIN MINE IN INNER MONGOLIA TO LOSE MILLIONS IN JUST ONE WEEK BY CURLING UP ON GPUS FOR WARMTH
November 8, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Cripes, Amazon. Do I ship it back?
A tricolor corgi staring at the camera from inside a large cardboard box.
November 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Donated to the Women's March "Keep calling Trump a child rapist in public" fund.
A picture of a billboard and text message reading: Secrets Keep Rapists Safe RELEASE THE FILE PAID FOR BY WOME This billboard is up. Help fund more like these. DONATE Donald Trump is a rapist - and secrets keep rapists safe. The Epstein Files have been hidden for far too long. Survivors deserve more than scraps - we deserve the truth. Thanks to your support, we plastered Mar-a-Lago with billboards calling out Trump for what he really is - a rapist and a coward. We need you to help us keep the pressure on. Pitch in $15 to our billboard fund so we can push back on Trump in real time >> https://womens-march.org/Billboards Stop to end A man slapping his son captioned "THAT'S HOW YOU FUNDRAISE DEMOCRATS!"
November 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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It may be time to bring back Circuit Breaker.
Robots did the dishes? Fine. Robots drew pictures? Put on the super circuitry and GO HAM
October 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Stuffed octopus obsession here.
Astrid the corgi standing on her baby gate, presenting a stuffed red octopus in her paws.
October 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM