i dunno. wake him up and ask him
December 2, 2025 at 6:37 PM
i dunno. wake him up and ask him
God said to Abraham, "Kill me a son."
Abe said, "Man, you must be putting me on."
God said, "No."
Abe said, "What??"
God said, "You can do what you want, but the next time you see me coming, you better run."
Abe said, "Man, you must be putting me on."
God said, "No."
Abe said, "What??"
God said, "You can do what you want, but the next time you see me coming, you better run."
November 23, 2025 at 12:22 PM
God said to Abraham, "Kill me a son."
Abe said, "Man, you must be putting me on."
God said, "No."
Abe said, "What??"
God said, "You can do what you want, but the next time you see me coming, you better run."
Abe said, "Man, you must be putting me on."
God said, "No."
Abe said, "What??"
God said, "You can do what you want, but the next time you see me coming, you better run."
I almost didn't recognize him without that stupid grin he's usually wearing.
November 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I almost didn't recognize him without that stupid grin he's usually wearing.
what're you talking about? it's fine now
October 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
what're you talking about? it's fine now
leaning in to the SS chic
October 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
leaning in to the SS chic
what, you don't think this deserves to be served in a giant golden room?
October 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM
what, you don't think this deserves to be served in a giant golden room?
relax folks, he got it covered up. it's fine now
October 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
relax folks, he got it covered up. it's fine now
relax, he got it covered up. it's fine.
October 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
relax, he got it covered up. it's fine.
here's a better cartoon Trump:
October 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
here's a better cartoon Trump:
Here's the new tattoo:
October 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Here's the new tattoo:
BREAKING: New Platner ink just dropped:
October 22, 2025 at 4:47 PM
BREAKING: New Platner ink just dropped:
"portions"??
no. he tore down the whole thing
no. he tore down the whole thing
October 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
"portions"??
no. he tore down the whole thing
no. he tore down the whole thing
He's doing more than one brick at a time.
October 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
He's doing more than one brick at a time.
Here's a picture of Trump from that time:
October 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Here's a picture of Trump from that time:
