David Ephgrave
@davidephgrave.bsky.social
Actormusocomic. Partially (ir)responsible for @mostlycomedy.bsky.social. Co-hosts the podcasts ‘More Than Mostly Comedy’ & ‘The McCartney McAlphabet’. Can't say "croissant" in public.
https://linktr.ee/davidephgrave
https://linktr.ee/davidephgrave
Mavis’ official portrait.
February 14, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Mavis’ official portrait.
All right, mate. Give me a break…
February 10, 2026 at 9:30 AM
All right, mate. Give me a break…
Meet Mavis, the three-legged lurcher, who’s been with us for a little under a fortnight. Like the song says, she can run.
February 8, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Meet Mavis, the three-legged lurcher, who’s been with us for a little under a fortnight. Like the song says, she can run.
Shit Excalibur.
February 2, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Shit Excalibur.
Everyone’s a critic.
January 17, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Everyone’s a critic.
Road testing a new t-shirt.
December 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Road testing a new t-shirt.
Thanks, Facebook, but I’m getting more than enough of that vibe from real life right now.
December 21, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Thanks, Facebook, but I’m getting more than enough of that vibe from real life right now.
Slightly oversold.
December 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Slightly oversold.
That isn’t a head mic. Farage’s bonce is orbited by a tiny moon.
December 18, 2025 at 11:11 AM
That isn’t a head mic. Farage’s bonce is orbited by a tiny moon.
Watching ‘Spinal Tap II: The End Continues’. Why didn’t I know Nigel Tufnel runs a cheese-and-guitar shop in Hitchin Market Place? You turn your back for five minutes…
December 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Watching ‘Spinal Tap II: The End Continues’. Why didn’t I know Nigel Tufnel runs a cheese-and-guitar shop in Hitchin Market Place? You turn your back for five minutes…
The world we live in.
December 12, 2025 at 10:51 AM
The world we live in.
Because MAGA are champions of free speech.
December 11, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Because MAGA are champions of free speech.
I have 2 tickets for The Missing Hancocks today at The Tabard at 3pm, which I sadly, can no longer make.
I’m selling them at face value of £30 each. Fingers crossed someone takes them, as the team are brilliant & it’s such a small space. @tonyhancock.bsky.social
www.twickets.live/app/block/83...
I’m selling them at face value of £30 each. Fingers crossed someone takes them, as the team are brilliant & it’s such a small space. @tonyhancock.bsky.social
www.twickets.live/app/block/83...
December 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I have 2 tickets for The Missing Hancocks today at The Tabard at 3pm, which I sadly, can no longer make.
I’m selling them at face value of £30 each. Fingers crossed someone takes them, as the team are brilliant & it’s such a small space. @tonyhancock.bsky.social
www.twickets.live/app/block/83...
I’m selling them at face value of £30 each. Fingers crossed someone takes them, as the team are brilliant & it’s such a small space. @tonyhancock.bsky.social
www.twickets.live/app/block/83...
That dog didn’t sign up for this.
December 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
That dog didn’t sign up for this.
“Ceci n'est pas une pipe.”
November 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
“Ceci n'est pas une pipe.”
These spam messages get more and more convincing.
November 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
These spam messages get more and more convincing.
Trump: a study on empathy.
November 9, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Trump: a study on empathy.
Because he’s big, Elwood likes to stick his head in places that make him feel cosy. Which led to this.
November 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Because he’s big, Elwood likes to stick his head in places that make him feel cosy. Which led to this.
Woman, to her kids on the bus as we passed the six hills on Six Hills Way, Stevenage: “That’s where they filmed Teletubbies.”
Good, clean, local humour.
Good, clean, local humour.
October 31, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Woman, to her kids on the bus as we passed the six hills on Six Hills Way, Stevenage: “That’s where they filmed Teletubbies.”
Good, clean, local humour.
Good, clean, local humour.
Someone buy Trump a laminator. Or some A3 card and a Pritt Stick.
October 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Someone buy Trump a laminator. Or some A3 card and a Pritt Stick.
Yes, “they” disappeared your hair, Donald. Nature played absolutely no part in it.
October 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Yes, “they” disappeared your hair, Donald. Nature played absolutely no part in it.
*Looking down at you in the boot, mid-kidnap*
October 13, 2025 at 12:59 PM
*Looking down at you in the boot, mid-kidnap*
Extremely tempted. Maybe for all year round.
October 12, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Extremely tempted. Maybe for all year round.