Let’s all just assume the Dispatch player base is full of no-life young teens playing the game 20 hours a day for years with fancy pro controllers. That’s what I tell myself when I forget I’m an old man and play online FPS.

I genuinely was like ok it’s the first day the episodes came out so maybe only the real genre vets were playing and that’s why I’m total crap in comparison lol

I just finished and I’m legit shook by the fact that I’m in the 20th percentile of players for the final chapter. I know I wasn’t playing the dispatch algo properly and I got too cute trying to finesse my hero roster stats but still I didn’t think I was a huge disaster

When you read enough social media you see an endless amount of actually insane thoughts so I never blame anyone for missing sarcasm

Yes

Hopefully the attorney general has no previous connection to this sex trafficking scandal so there is not another layer of deeply suspicious potential corruption

From my brother an hour ago

Can I just say “having Demelo as a first pair RHD in 2025” and leave it at that?