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David Firn
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Truth Nanny. Clean on Opsec. Have previously genetically engineered stuff and saved whales.
It is. Minus 3. Perfect. ⛷️⛷️
February 3, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Stong 'owner of Eulalie Sœurs' vibe
January 30, 2026 at 4:30 PM
In the late 80s I chose to stay in Nottingham and commute when I got a job in Leicester. It felt bigger in cultural terms, so I assumed more people. Sorry Leicester, love you now, but the late 80s was not your best time.
January 30, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Wait. What?
January 30, 2026 at 3:21 PM
It's just sparkling West Midlands.
January 30, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Quite right.
January 30, 2026 at 3:12 PM
👊🏻
January 30, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I would not be surprised if the 2035 equivalent of the Lada joke is whatever the US is driving while we waft around in our mind-controlled BYDs
January 30, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Whereas I'd go for Indiana Jones and the Last Sausage.
January 29, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Sausage galore.
January 29, 2026 at 10:19 PM
🤭
January 29, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Once you let the unread emails get away from you it just doesn't seem worth bothering - but this is after I've run a filter for anything external that is not addressed to me personally.
January 29, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Pft
January 29, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Public spending on higher ed in 1983 was c1% of GNP. Sure some people gave little back, maybe most. But some of became doctors, worked out how to genetically engineer crops, created works of art and literature. That seems like a decent if unqantifiable rate of return to.
January 29, 2026 at 4:22 PM
This week Martin looks at boosting the yield of your portflio ... of thermonuclear weapons.
January 29, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Made up threats that sound like a lost track from Atom Heart Mother.
January 29, 2026 at 12:48 PM