David Gabreel
@davidgabreel.bsky.social
Chickfluencer 🐓🐥 commentator, communicator, comedian — all round commie. be afraid.
@leeloi.bsky.social Lee!! I love your mods but i'm devastated because your cellphone mod won't work on the legacy collection I'm playing through steam. Have you had any trouble with this?
April 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
@leeloi.bsky.social Lee!! I love your mods but i'm devastated because your cellphone mod won't work on the legacy collection I'm playing through steam. Have you had any trouble with this?
How is everyone doing?
January 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
How is everyone doing?
Come up for a name for this band
January 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Come up for a name for this band
Hey blue sky how are you?
January 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Hey blue sky how are you?
Why are people celebrating Brian Thompson being killed?
December 6, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Why are people celebrating Brian Thompson being killed?
MAGA might’ve stormed the Capitol, but leftists are the cringey fringe people who lose elections now. I hope you all realise that.
December 6, 2024 at 2:02 AM
MAGA might’ve stormed the Capitol, but leftists are the cringey fringe people who lose elections now. I hope you all realise that.
As much as I still like Twitter for posting and the chance to earn money -- and I have over 500 verified followers -- I've been going through trying to find followers to engage with genuinely, but I've been sorely disappointed by just how low quality their "content" is.
December 3, 2024 at 3:28 AM
As much as I still like Twitter for posting and the chance to earn money -- and I have over 500 verified followers -- I've been going through trying to find followers to engage with genuinely, but I've been sorely disappointed by just how low quality their "content" is.
Are we not allowed to criticise the Democratic Party on this app?
December 1, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Are we not allowed to criticise the Democratic Party on this app?
Chicks on the road 🚗
December 1, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Chicks on the road 🚗
FAKE chicks need a heat pad.
REAL chicks SHIT on heat pads!!!
REAL chicks SHIT on heat pads!!!
November 28, 2024 at 4:46 AM
FAKE chicks need a heat pad.
REAL chicks SHIT on heat pads!!!
REAL chicks SHIT on heat pads!!!
New lesbian slur:
Cooch Smoocher.
Cooch Smoocher.
November 24, 2024 at 7:29 AM
New lesbian slur:
Cooch Smoocher.
Cooch Smoocher.
I went out to buy some containers. I got home and dad said “we had a prison break”. My women can’t be tamed. But they are contained… for now.
November 22, 2024 at 11:19 PM
I went out to buy some containers. I got home and dad said “we had a prison break”. My women can’t be tamed. But they are contained… for now.
My friend’s landlord is spicy
November 22, 2024 at 12:28 PM
My friend’s landlord is spicy
Someone put a selfie with Sean Mendez on their tinder profile and they just looked like a bucket of shit by comparison.
Never do this.
Never do this.
November 22, 2024 at 12:23 PM
Someone put a selfie with Sean Mendez on their tinder profile and they just looked like a bucket of shit by comparison.
Never do this.
Never do this.
I don’t care if you voted for Trump - just don’t be all in my face about it. #MAGAPHOBIA
November 14, 2024 at 5:45 AM
I don’t care if you voted for Trump - just don’t be all in my face about it. #MAGAPHOBIA
This is what peak male performance looks like.
October 21, 2024 at 11:19 PM
This is what peak male performance looks like.
I've got X and Bluesky open in different tabs but they look exactly the same.
February 20, 2024 at 4:33 AM
I've got X and Bluesky open in different tabs but they look exactly the same.
Most people are basic and they suck
February 12, 2024 at 12:21 PM
Most people are basic and they suck
Just settled my lawsuit for an amount that says “yes, you’re pieces of shit, but I’m tired and rational enough to realise my whole case is circumstantial”. God help the next company that tries to get away with this shite.
February 12, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Just settled my lawsuit for an amount that says “yes, you’re pieces of shit, but I’m tired and rational enough to realise my whole case is circumstantial”. God help the next company that tries to get away with this shite.
I just want to be able to wherever I want whenever I want.
February 11, 2024 at 9:17 AM
I just want to be able to wherever I want whenever I want.
If God is a woman then so is Satan.
February 11, 2024 at 12:27 AM
If God is a woman then so is Satan.
I’m interested in studying the average time gap amongst entrepreneurs between deciding to start a business, and actually doing it. I’ll call it the “business gooch”.
February 11, 2024 at 12:07 AM
I’m interested in studying the average time gap amongst entrepreneurs between deciding to start a business, and actually doing it. I’ll call it the “business gooch”.