David Helms
davidhelms.bsky.social
David Helms
@davidhelms.bsky.social
Girl Dog Dad
Brooks has spent his entire career othering Democratic leaders using one weird-ass nonsensical trope after another, all couched in soft-serve prose lapped up by privileged, PBS-slurping centrist douchebags.

Just an asshole of the highest order.
January 29, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Am I crazy, but could we organize an online effort to reserve all the hotel rooms within 250 miles of Springfield?
January 29, 2026 at 3:05 PM
I assume someone is compiling all the batshit incendiary things Homan has said on television.
January 29, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Did nobody see Watchmen on HBO?
January 28, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Blocking your piece of shit rag
January 28, 2026 at 5:20 AM
I think this is an indication that much of this activity is app driven.

If the app says a perp is in there why do we need to check the address or have a warrant?
January 28, 2026 at 1:37 AM
The CBS Evening Daily Huff Buzz Post Caller News
January 27, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Could there be any more clear evidence that ICE is really this administration's praetorian guard?

A personalized military force to be deployed at the arbitrary whim or our authoritarian masters.
January 27, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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January 27, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Whose collecting the shoes from our current detention centers?
January 27, 2026 at 6:29 PM
A who's who of wellness-influence-grifters and 3rd tier political opinion-mongers
January 27, 2026 at 6:17 PM
In politics, do you know when you kick em?

When they are down.
January 27, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Yes that rhino incident was such a shame…
January 26, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Maybe one of the most vacuously stupid things I have ever read.
January 26, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Then the democrats must attach a repeal of this law to any funding bills
January 26, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Ole’ Freedom Fries nowhere to be found, I see
January 26, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Just no to the white socks
January 26, 2026 at 1:03 AM
January 26, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Narco-terrorist is a made up thing
January 23, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Short people got no reason
January 22, 2026 at 2:52 AM
We are getting pants'd by China and we don't even know it.
January 22, 2026 at 2:37 AM