David Internet
@davidinternet.bsky.social
Son of John Internet, heir to The Internet
My interests include fentanyl and petty theft
February 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
My interests include fentanyl and petty theft
I think I got booted off of Twitter.
January 21, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I think I got booted off of Twitter.
Shooting NyQuil into my balls with a comically large needle
December 11, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Shooting NyQuil into my balls with a comically large needle
Gooing hard or hardly gooning?!???
December 10, 2024 at 11:49 AM
Gooing hard or hardly gooning?!???
She let me hit cause I’m so good at posting
November 25, 2024 at 10:23 PM
She let me hit cause I’m so good at posting
My Big Fat Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Greek Wedding
November 25, 2024 at 2:50 AM
My Big Fat Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Greek Wedding
That They/Them pussy got me repaying my car loan in a timely manner
November 23, 2024 at 12:54 PM
That They/Them pussy got me repaying my car loan in a timely manner
Watching the sun rise in Minecraft while listening to Ave Maria and being brought to tears
November 23, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Watching the sun rise in Minecraft while listening to Ave Maria and being brought to tears
Keep a little squirt under the pillow for the squirt man
November 22, 2024 at 4:26 AM
Keep a little squirt under the pillow for the squirt man
Whole lotta decades happening this week
November 21, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Whole lotta decades happening this week
I’m the M. Night Shyamalan of eating pussy
November 20, 2024 at 11:33 PM
I’m the M. Night Shyamalan of eating pussy
I had a dream that I went from store to store in the mall finding and buying different shirts I liked. That was the whole dream.
November 15, 2024 at 2:09 PM
I had a dream that I went from store to store in the mall finding and buying different shirts I liked. That was the whole dream.
You guys seen this?
November 14, 2024 at 9:23 PM
You guys seen this?
I have dysgraphia, so not liking my posts is ableist
November 14, 2024 at 8:13 PM
I have dysgraphia, so not liking my posts is ableist
First as tragedy, then as farts
November 14, 2024 at 8:07 PM
First as tragedy, then as farts
You sleep in a big bed with your wife? Well I sleep in the Walmart parking lot drinking stuff I find!
November 13, 2024 at 11:05 PM
You sleep in a big bed with your wife? Well I sleep in the Walmart parking lot drinking stuff I find!
Turns out chicks don’t like when you threaten to sue them!
November 13, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Turns out chicks don’t like when you threaten to sue them!
You should be collecting coins. You should be unwell mentally and physically. You should be giving yourself 3-4 haircuts a week
November 13, 2024 at 10:01 PM
You should be collecting coins. You should be unwell mentally and physically. You should be giving yourself 3-4 haircuts a week
Woke up this morning, got yourself some gum.
November 13, 2024 at 4:24 AM
Woke up this morning, got yourself some gum.
Took too big a dab and now I don’t remember math
November 13, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Took too big a dab and now I don’t remember math
Roll up to the function wearing this and no pants
November 13, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Roll up to the function wearing this and no pants
Trump is fucking up the dating pool by making libs even more insufferable than ever
November 13, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Trump is fucking up the dating pool by making libs even more insufferable than ever
This is exactly how I start talking right after asking people “what is the opposite of fire?”
November 11, 2024 at 11:45 PM
This is exactly how I start talking right after asking people “what is the opposite of fire?”
Happy Veterans Day to the only vets who’ve earned it.
November 11, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Happy Veterans Day to the only vets who’ve earned it.