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@davidjones.social
React software developer, corporate schmuck, and AI enthusiast. When not writing code, I'm learning to sew menswear or jogging on local trails. I also say fuck a lot. (He/Him) 🏳️🌈 #DFW #ShortKing
Hell yeah!!! What a great night so far!
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Hell yeah!!! What a great night so far!
October 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
October 22, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I need to balance my feed with a cat photo. Here’s Fergie. #catsofbluesky
October 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I need to balance my feed with a cat photo. Here’s Fergie. #catsofbluesky
Someone still looks upset that a woman got the Nobel Peace Prize instead of him. Or, he was up all night preparing for his cognitive test so he's just really tired. Both can be true.
#NobelPeacePrize #DementiaDon #YamTits
#NobelPeacePrize #DementiaDon #YamTits
October 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Someone still looks upset that a woman got the Nobel Peace Prize instead of him. Or, he was up all night preparing for his cognitive test so he's just really tired. Both can be true.
#NobelPeacePrize #DementiaDon #YamTits
#NobelPeacePrize #DementiaDon #YamTits
Happy care-free Monday from Fergie!
September 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Happy care-free Monday from Fergie!
I'm ready for a workplace / job that is a little less like this.
August 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I'm ready for a workplace / job that is a little less like this.
Happy International Cat Day, from Fergie.
August 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Happy International Cat Day, from Fergie.
After a particularly stressful couple of weeks, today is a good day.
July 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
After a particularly stressful couple of weeks, today is a good day.
I wish I could be this chill in these times.
June 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I wish I could be this chill in these times.
Today's fuel prices in Dallas. Just putting this out there for reference. We all know how this story ends. #IranWar #GasBuddy.com #GasPrices
June 23, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Today's fuel prices in Dallas. Just putting this out there for reference. We all know how this story ends. #IranWar #GasBuddy.com #GasPrices
Cletus is pretty much blind but he still can find the sun on the sofa in the morning.
June 17, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Cletus is pretty much blind but he still can find the sun on the sofa in the morning.
I’m glad my printer has provided a comfortable spot for Fergie to micro-manage me at work.
June 12, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I’m glad my printer has provided a comfortable spot for Fergie to micro-manage me at work.
May 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Hanging with the crew! Miss all these peeps!
May 18, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Hanging with the crew! Miss all these peeps!
I think there is a VERY frustrated HR person out there somewhere😂
May 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I think there is a VERY frustrated HR person out there somewhere😂