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@davidkleeman.bsky.social
Follow for deep blue political snark, with puns as often as possible. An occasional side of children and media (my profession). Views my own.
"Before making this decision, I called President Trump personally…"
And he said "that sounds like a you problem. Don't bother me when I'm putting."?
And he said "that sounds like a you problem. Don't bother me when I'm putting."?
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
"Before making this decision, I called President Trump personally…"
And he said "that sounds like a you problem. Don't bother me when I'm putting."?
And he said "that sounds like a you problem. Don't bother me when I'm putting."?
“…they bring entire broken societies with them”
…and cows.
…and cows.
November 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
“…they bring entire broken societies with them”
…and cows.
…and cows.
If you want to kill a snake, you cut off the little rattl-y thing at the end.
November 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
If you want to kill a snake, you cut off the little rattl-y thing at the end.
Why can’t the International Criminal Court issue an arrest warrant for Hegseth (like Putin), so he can’t travel to most countries and becomes (more) useless?
November 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Why can’t the International Criminal Court issue an arrest warrant for Hegseth (like Putin), so he can’t travel to most countries and becomes (more) useless?
Why is any publication other than The Onion dignifying this with coverage?
November 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Why is any publication other than The Onion dignifying this with coverage?
Why can’t the International Criminal Court issue an arrest warrant for Hegseth (like Putin), so he can’t travel to most countries and becomes (more) useless?
November 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Why can’t the International Criminal Court issue an arrest warrant for Hegseth (like Putin), so he can’t travel to most countries and becomes (more) useless?
Why can’t the International Criminal Court indict Hegseth, so he can’t travel to most countries (like Putin) and becomes (more) useless?
November 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Why can’t the International Criminal Court indict Hegseth, so he can’t travel to most countries (like Putin) and becomes (more) useless?
Just. Plain. Moron.
No oxy (as far as we know).
No oxy (as far as we know).
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Just. Plain. Moron.
No oxy (as far as we know).
No oxy (as far as we know).
Yes, we should absolutely give the middle finger to those locals who risk their lives to help our Armed Forces.
We will exit the Trumpsterfire Era with no allies and no trust.
We will exit the Trumpsterfire Era with no allies and no trust.
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Yes, we should absolutely give the middle finger to those locals who risk their lives to help our Armed Forces.
We will exit the Trumpsterfire Era with no allies and no trust.
We will exit the Trumpsterfire Era with no allies and no trust.
Can you baste a turkey with performative tears?
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Can you baste a turkey with performative tears?
Reflecting is an alien concept to this impulsive cockwomble.
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Reflecting is an alien concept to this impulsive cockwomble.
What a pity. One good turd deserves another.
November 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
What a pity. One good turd deserves another.
With respect to the Epstein files, perhaps "Prepub-ican"?
November 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
With respect to the Epstein files, perhaps "Prepub-ican"?
Maybe she's flying later? #StuffyDuffy
November 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Maybe she's flying later? #StuffyDuffy
And because these chuckleheads always reach the wrong conclusion, they just announced that they’ll have 500 more National Guard troops to DC.
November 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
And because these chuckleheads always reach the wrong conclusion, they just announced that they’ll have 500 more National Guard troops to DC.
Sounds like someone is realizing that he’s lost control of a chunk of the party.
November 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Sounds like someone is realizing that he’s lost control of a chunk of the party.
palin turkey video
YouTube video by Mitch Leff Leff & Associates
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
WaPo headline: "At pardoning ceremony, Trump informs turkey of all he’s accomplished"
Is "he" the turkey or is "he" Trump? One has been pampered, gotten fat, and by extraordinary luck paid no price for it. The other is a turkey.
Is "he" the turkey or is "he" Trump? One has been pampered, gotten fat, and by extraordinary luck paid no price for it. The other is a turkey.
November 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM
WaPo headline: "At pardoning ceremony, Trump informs turkey of all he’s accomplished"
Is "he" the turkey or is "he" Trump? One has been pampered, gotten fat, and by extraordinary luck paid no price for it. The other is a turkey.
Is "he" the turkey or is "he" Trump? One has been pampered, gotten fat, and by extraordinary luck paid no price for it. The other is a turkey.
If that was a typo, it was a brilliant one.
"Charles Mansion" 😂
"Charles Mansion" 😂
November 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
If that was a typo, it was a brilliant one.
"Charles Mansion" 😂
"Charles Mansion" 😂
Mutually Assured Sycophancy
November 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Mutually Assured Sycophancy
Boasberg first; the Hague later.
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Boasberg first; the Hague later.
I'm waiting for when her frontal lobe matures, and she realizes the damage she's done. Hope she finds a good therapist.
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I'm waiting for when her frontal lobe matures, and she realizes the damage she's done. Hope she finds a good therapist.
In a last ditch peace effort, Trump is sending Barron's freshman poli sci TA to Russia, and Don Jr's blow dealer to Ukraine.
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
In a last ditch peace effort, Trump is sending Barron's freshman poli sci TA to Russia, and Don Jr's blow dealer to Ukraine.
The price of bullshit it at an all-time mow.
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 PM
The price of bullshit it at an all-time mow.
Because if you’re not there yet, Vlad would be glad to help you reach that goal.
November 26, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Because if you’re not there yet, Vlad would be glad to help you reach that goal.