I volunteer in a charity shop. We often get asked if we allow dogs in. I always reply "if they keep control of their humans"
Even the Harris Hawk which pooed on the floor was less trouble than many of the adults.

Always euros, on a non-fee card

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Divo!

Hey, have you got the new book on curing constipation?

- It's not out yet.

Yeah, that's the one

Was that for the Late Bloomer album? Timing seems about right...

2. I worked for a mutual all my working life.
I also chose mutual life assurance policies, although sadly all those companies sold out

I'm too busy reading to keep a tally

I almost wish I had a DNA link to "petrified wanking guy"

Poets I read a lot:
Wendy Cope, Kate Fox, Roger McGough.

Recommendations?

Ouch