The Hard 17
@davidmarchorn.bsky.social
I teach value investing and short selling. Yes, it's possible to be that cool.
Guess who had me for Secret Santa
December 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Guess who had me for Secret Santa
*Crosses"Fed Chairman" off of potential jobs*
December 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
*Crosses"Fed Chairman" off of potential jobs*
Check it out honey, a new excuse for being late just dropped.
The atomic ensemble time scale at the NIST Boulder campus has failed.
December 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Check it out honey, a new excuse for being late just dropped.
Honey, a new HP bull case just dropped.
December 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Honey, a new HP bull case just dropped.
Everyone understands that a new technology can 1) disrupt 2) create a bubble. Right?
(It's actually pretty typical of disruptive technologies, tbh)
(It's actually pretty typical of disruptive technologies, tbh)
December 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Everyone understands that a new technology can 1) disrupt 2) create a bubble. Right?
(It's actually pretty typical of disruptive technologies, tbh)
(It's actually pretty typical of disruptive technologies, tbh)
When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first 435,274 times.
December 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first 435,274 times.
Did inflation write this
The Washington Post, everyone
December 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Did inflation write this
You know who had a great year? Measles.
December 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
You know who had a great year? Measles.
But crypto is totally OK
December 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
But crypto is totally OK
Someone at the Jets is looking for Vinny Testaverde’s number.
December 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Someone at the Jets is looking for Vinny Testaverde’s number.
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We're gonna make a hole in the ozone again aren't we
November 16, 2024 at 1:06 AM
We're gonna make a hole in the ozone again aren't we
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Ken Lay's ghost is so pissed.
February 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Ken Lay's ghost is so pissed.
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My kids: "Can we do this *perfectly reasonable* activity outside of the house?"
Me: "What am I, Rockefeller?"
Me: "What am I, Rockefeller?"
November 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM
My kids: "Can we do this *perfectly reasonable* activity outside of the house?"
Me: "What am I, Rockefeller?"
Me: "What am I, Rockefeller?"
@keubiko.bsky.social Happy Thanksgiving!
INTEL SHARES UP 5.8%, SET FOR ITS FIFTH STRAIGHT SESSION OF GAINS
November 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
@keubiko.bsky.social Happy Thanksgiving!
You can no longer assume someone is leaving their parking spot in a reasonable amount of time because people just sit there and check their phone. This is a net negative for society.
November 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
You can no longer assume someone is leaving their parking spot in a reasonable amount of time because people just sit there and check their phone. This is a net negative for society.
Taking the robot dog for a walk when Twitter is down…
November 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Taking the robot dog for a walk when Twitter is down…
Modern headlights are too bright.
November 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Modern headlights are too bright.
So the Patriots only face two more real opponents (Bills and Ravens), are tied as favorites to get a bye (+210), and the AFC is wide open...and they're still 20:1 to win the Super Bowl?
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
So the Patriots only face two more real opponents (Bills and Ravens), are tied as favorites to get a bye (+210), and the AFC is wide open...and they're still 20:1 to win the Super Bowl?
So the beginning of "Actually Romantic" is basically "Where is My Mind" by The Pixies.
October 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
So the beginning of "Actually Romantic" is basically "Where is My Mind" by The Pixies.
@chancethelawyer.bsky.social I was listening to an old "Risk of Ruin" podcast today and heard you re the Twitter buyout! Ah, the good old days.
August 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
@chancethelawyer.bsky.social I was listening to an old "Risk of Ruin" podcast today and heard you re the Twitter buyout! Ah, the good old days.
This summer, my family is trying every flavor in the local ice cream shop.
I buy a large cup and we portion it out at home.
Everyone has to rate each flavor on a scale of 1-10, and give tasting notes. We calculate the average rating to compare flavors.
It's a blast and an incredibly high roic.
I buy a large cup and we portion it out at home.
Everyone has to rate each flavor on a scale of 1-10, and give tasting notes. We calculate the average rating to compare flavors.
It's a blast and an incredibly high roic.
July 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
This summer, my family is trying every flavor in the local ice cream shop.
I buy a large cup and we portion it out at home.
Everyone has to rate each flavor on a scale of 1-10, and give tasting notes. We calculate the average rating to compare flavors.
It's a blast and an incredibly high roic.
I buy a large cup and we portion it out at home.
Everyone has to rate each flavor on a scale of 1-10, and give tasting notes. We calculate the average rating to compare flavors.
It's a blast and an incredibly high roic.