It’s been 24 hours since I installed Balatro and I’ve been playing it for at least 17.

Me: I just want AI to do my chores. Like doing my taxes, booking trips and hotels on my trips, organizing my life. Not write a book, draw my art, talk to my friends.

Apple: Check out this vampire clown emoji we just generated though.

My vibe:
🥾 LL Bean
🎮 Mario Kart
☕️ Drip coffee
🍞 Sourdough bread
🥜 Peanutbutter cups
🎷 Stan Getz
📡 The Wire
👟 Trail running shoes
🇰🇷 Gochujang
🥬 Kale. Jk lol.

Mildly infuriating how similar the app icons for the timer and the stopwatch are on the Apple Watch. I get it wrong all the time.

I have a good feeling about this. Like being back in the golden age, pre-covid era of Twitter.