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David Parke
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Foreign policy right now:
January 3, 2026 at 9:45 PM
The only thing impeachment accomplished in 2021 was getting a bunch of anti-Trump Republicans to retire. In one case, Dems even ran ads supporting a pro-Trump primary opponent in order to move things along, and in other cases eliminated their seat through redistricting.
December 2, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Hang on st. christopher through the smoke
and the oil
Buckle down the rumble seat
let the radiator boil
got an overhead downshift
and a two dollar grill
got an 85 cabin
on an 85 hill
November 23, 2025 at 9:29 AM
The View made her an offer she couldn’t refuse
November 22, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Actually….
November 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I think getting an extra pair of pants when you buy a suit is a valid strategy, especially if they’re on sale!
November 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
If you don’t something nice to say, pull up a Shure SM7B
October 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Yes. I have a bunch of flights coming up.
October 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Recommendations..?
October 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Come on man, it’s his translation of Jonah (with colocynth added back in)
October 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I’m a member of the Church of The Fashionably Late Saints.
October 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I was once at a comic book store and the topic of the day was whether Superman could lift Thor’s hammer
September 13, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Hard to imagine RFK Jr being furious since he always has the crazy mad face
August 28, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Exit through the gift shop
August 19, 2025 at 6:46 AM
The one with Mike Myers
August 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I wish this could be album titles as well.

“Band Going Out for a Light Jog”
August 13, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I can’t wait to her track 5, “Ethel Kennedy”
August 13, 2025 at 11:55 AM
The B-47s

Princeling and the Mild Protest

Dowager Queen

The Campus Police

Dépêche démodée
August 13, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Can’t wait to read it @scalzi.com
August 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I thought Peter was the Rock
August 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
She’s a wonder
August 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM