A customer from Australia was asking about a book called Making Broadway Dance, but with his accent I thought he said the book was called My Gay Broadway Dads. And was still like, "Sure, that sounds like something we'd carry."

So, yeah, someone get on that. Happy Pride.

Instead of a Jamie Lloyd Evita revival I want a David Cromer Evita sequel about her corpse getting stolen and the actor just has to Dead Outlaw it the entire show.

If there's a train sitting in the station and it's not your train, that doesn't mean you can walk down the steps slowly. You move like that is your train and then you get out of the way when you hit the platform. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

I didn't care for the movie American Hustle, but still if I accidentally put something foil lined into the microwave, I mutter to myself, "Don't put metal in the science oven, Roz."

People who voted for "Dictator on the first day" really thought that wouldn't carry over into the rest of them, huh?