David R. Witanowski
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David R. Witanowski
@davidrwitanowski.bsky.social
author - the reynard cycle - look on my works, ye mighty, and, you know, whatever
I also like when they're little bat gremlins.
November 28, 2025 at 1:17 PM
In my head, they're monotremes.
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 PM
For me the peak was the point right before I started having to pay a yearly subscription to use Word.
November 22, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I don't know about anyone else, but if I was building an army of murder automatons, I'd want absolute control over it, not just influence, strong or otherwise. 'Sure AM is really in charge, but it listens to me. It likes what I have to say.'
October 23, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Wrong. Everyone knows dogs were bred out of subterranean heats and slime, with hearts of granite and bodies deformed.
October 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Not my field these days, obviously, but the whiplash was real.
October 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Let me tell you of splicing film and syncing sound by hand, with a razor blade, while watching digital cameras take over seemingly overnight.
October 8, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I will never trust the Sydney Opera House because of this woman.
October 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
That's what ended up killing Stan Musial.
September 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
We're going Monday!
September 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
For a second I thought there was a new genre called horsepunk.
September 3, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Counterpoint: Katherine Hepburn wouldn't perform unless she was assured a little human morsel between takes.
August 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM