Can’t wait for another season of being out in the woods.

#summerhikes #neanderthalshiking #outdooradventures

You mean to say I can post #gymselfies here too?! 😍🏋🏽‍♂️ #gettinghunky

You search for #rogaine once and get slapped in the face with all the minoxidil and finasteride ads in the galaxy. #luciosuhair #menlonghair #justresearch

Tis I, Bonjour. I am the bearer of my own catastrophes, tis I.