David
@davidswansea.bsky.social
FPL, United, TV/Film discussion
Been deciding between VVD and Munoz as my next transfer in…
As much as I want to go early, an injury isn’t worth the extra 0.1 saved
As much as I want to go early, an injury isn’t worth the extra 0.1 saved
November 15, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Been deciding between VVD and Munoz as my next transfer in…
As much as I want to go early, an injury isn’t worth the extra 0.1 saved
As much as I want to go early, an injury isn’t worth the extra 0.1 saved
Get to know your followers.
10 random things you like.
Comedian autobiographies
Chatabix (crunch crunch)
Elis and John
Red Dead Redemption 2
Pro Evolution Soccer
The Breaking Bad Universe
The poetry of Tim Key
Idlewild
Adoption (youngest is adopted)
Coaching (HR / Business)
10 random things you like.
Comedian autobiographies
Chatabix (crunch crunch)
Elis and John
Red Dead Redemption 2
Pro Evolution Soccer
The Breaking Bad Universe
The poetry of Tim Key
Idlewild
Adoption (youngest is adopted)
Coaching (HR / Business)
Get to know your followers.
10 random things you like.
Traveling
Hiking any terrain
Walking in the city
Cooking
Reading (Fiction & Non-Fiction)
Taking my M4 CS for a weekend drive
Golfing
Skiing
Meeting new people while traveling
Football / FPL
10 random things you like.
Traveling
Hiking any terrain
Walking in the city
Cooking
Reading (Fiction & Non-Fiction)
Taking my M4 CS for a weekend drive
Golfing
Skiing
Meeting new people while traveling
Football / FPL
Get to know your followers
10 random things you like
Cheese - the stronger the better
Cooking
Star Trek
First person RPGs
Puns
Quizzes and quiz shows
Teaching my daughter new things
That rare feeling when nothing is on the agenda today
Presenting anything - see also, podcasting
FPL (at times)
10 random things you like
Cheese - the stronger the better
Cooking
Star Trek
First person RPGs
Puns
Quizzes and quiz shows
Teaching my daughter new things
That rare feeling when nothing is on the agenda today
Presenting anything - see also, podcasting
FPL (at times)
November 15, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Get to know your followers.
10 random things you like.
Comedian autobiographies
Chatabix (crunch crunch)
Elis and John
Red Dead Redemption 2
Pro Evolution Soccer
The Breaking Bad Universe
The poetry of Tim Key
Idlewild
Adoption (youngest is adopted)
Coaching (HR / Business)
10 random things you like.
Comedian autobiographies
Chatabix (crunch crunch)
Elis and John
Red Dead Redemption 2
Pro Evolution Soccer
The Breaking Bad Universe
The poetry of Tim Key
Idlewild
Adoption (youngest is adopted)
Coaching (HR / Business)
Anyone else not have any other sporting interest other than football?
I’m not against any other sport but i just don’t enjoy them that much really
I know lots will be looking forward to rugby and boxing today but they’re just not for me 🤷♂️
I’m not against any other sport but i just don’t enjoy them that much really
I know lots will be looking forward to rugby and boxing today but they’re just not for me 🤷♂️
November 15, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Anyone else not have any other sporting interest other than football?
I’m not against any other sport but i just don’t enjoy them that much really
I know lots will be looking forward to rugby and boxing today but they’re just not for me 🤷♂️
I’m not against any other sport but i just don’t enjoy them that much really
I know lots will be looking forward to rugby and boxing today but they’re just not for me 🤷♂️
There could be something in this
One of the best calls I have made this season was TCing Haaland v Bournemouth - one of the reasons was Mateta’s hat trick against them
One of the best calls I have made this season was TCing Haaland v Bournemouth - one of the reasons was Mateta’s hat trick against them
November 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
There could be something in this
One of the best calls I have made this season was TCing Haaland v Bournemouth - one of the reasons was Mateta’s hat trick against them
One of the best calls I have made this season was TCing Haaland v Bournemouth - one of the reasons was Mateta’s hat trick against them
Scraped a green arrow thanks to Saka
Not much else to say, low scoring week, bit of a break before the busy period
Will be updating my watchlist and using £1.8m ITB to upgrade the first 11 🙂 (only 1 FT though)
Not much else to say, low scoring week, bit of a break before the busy period
Will be updating my watchlist and using £1.8m ITB to upgrade the first 11 🙂 (only 1 FT though)
November 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Scraped a green arrow thanks to Saka
Not much else to say, low scoring week, bit of a break before the busy period
Will be updating my watchlist and using £1.8m ITB to upgrade the first 11 🙂 (only 1 FT though)
Not much else to say, low scoring week, bit of a break before the busy period
Will be updating my watchlist and using £1.8m ITB to upgrade the first 11 🙂 (only 1 FT though)
Meanwhile I’ll absolutely take the Saka haul!
Delighted he came good tonight
Delighted he came good tonight
a soccer player wearing a fly emirates jersey
ALT: a soccer player wearing a fly emirates jersey
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November 8, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Meanwhile I’ll absolutely take the Saka haul!
Delighted he came good tonight
Delighted he came good tonight
I can not wait to sell Diouf
Worst punt I’ve made in a good few seasons
Today:
0.01 xGI
2 goals conceded
7 def con
Against the worst side in the league
Worst punt I’ve made in a good few seasons
Today:
0.01 xGI
2 goals conceded
7 def con
Against the worst side in the league
a man is carrying a bag in front of a garbage can that says 04 60573
ALT: a man is carrying a bag in front of a garbage can that says 04 60573
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November 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I can not wait to sell Diouf
Worst punt I’ve made in a good few seasons
Today:
0.01 xGI
2 goals conceded
7 def con
Against the worst side in the league
Worst punt I’ve made in a good few seasons
Today:
0.01 xGI
2 goals conceded
7 def con
Against the worst side in the league
Gyokeres and Reijnders out
Guiu and Bruno in
£1.8m in the bank to upgrade Diouf to Munoz next week
Good luck all
Guiu and Bruno in
£1.8m in the bank to upgrade Diouf to Munoz next week
Good luck all
November 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Gyokeres and Reijnders out
Guiu and Bruno in
£1.8m in the bank to upgrade Diouf to Munoz next week
Good luck all
Guiu and Bruno in
£1.8m in the bank to upgrade Diouf to Munoz next week
Good luck all
Reposted by David
10 GWs in, the top 20 #FPL points scorers are made up of:
2⃣ goalkeepers
9⃣ defenders
3⃣ defensive midfielders
6⃣ attackers
Here’s where their points have come from so far 👇
2⃣ goalkeepers
9⃣ defenders
3⃣ defensive midfielders
6⃣ attackers
Here’s where their points have come from so far 👇
November 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
10 GWs in, the top 20 #FPL points scorers are made up of:
2⃣ goalkeepers
9⃣ defenders
3⃣ defensive midfielders
6⃣ attackers
Here’s where their points have come from so far 👇
2⃣ goalkeepers
9⃣ defenders
3⃣ defensive midfielders
6⃣ attackers
Here’s where their points have come from so far 👇
I’ll definitely take it 🙂
November 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I’ll definitely take it 🙂
Happy Mince Day
NEW EPISODE! (Club Parsnips exclusive)
‘Parsnips 60: Gold Card Renewal’
Scary stuff, country music, Lawro at Talksport, Memory Man, Dyche returns, a quiz, and a new visitor to Slaughters.
‘Parsnips 60: Gold Card Renewal’
Scary stuff, country music, Lawro at Talksport, Memory Man, Dyche returns, a quiz, and a new visitor to Slaughters.
October 31, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Happy Mince Day
Fingers crossed for some returns this week
1 FT made (you know the one)
Rolling the other FT
£0.4m ITB
1.5m 🌎
Going with TC Haaland before the busy Christmas period 🤷♂️
1 FT made (you know the one)
Rolling the other FT
£0.4m ITB
1.5m 🌎
Going with TC Haaland before the busy Christmas period 🤷♂️
October 31, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Fingers crossed for some returns this week
1 FT made (you know the one)
Rolling the other FT
£0.4m ITB
1.5m 🌎
Going with TC Haaland before the busy Christmas period 🤷♂️
1 FT made (you know the one)
Rolling the other FT
£0.4m ITB
1.5m 🌎
Going with TC Haaland before the busy Christmas period 🤷♂️
37 all out. Managed to beat Rodon and VDV’s combined 36 so screw you both.
One assist
Two clean sheets
Three bonus
One assist
Two clean sheets
Three bonus
October 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
37 all out. Managed to beat Rodon and VDV’s combined 36 so screw you both.
One assist
Two clean sheets
Three bonus
One assist
Two clean sheets
Three bonus
Got Diouf in for the new manager bounce 🪄✨
He’ll be bouncing out of my team next week ❌
He’ll be bouncing out of my team next week ❌
October 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Got Diouf in for the new manager bounce 🪄✨
He’ll be bouncing out of my team next week ❌
He’ll be bouncing out of my team next week ❌
Rolling this week into GW10, need 2 FTs for Palace lads 🙏
October 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Rolling this week into GW10, need 2 FTs for Palace lads 🙏
600k green arrow, mainly because of Mukiele
Hoping to roll this week but a few are on borrowed time
Hoping to roll this week but a few are on borrowed time
October 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
600k green arrow, mainly because of Mukiele
Hoping to roll this week but a few are on borrowed time
Hoping to roll this week but a few are on borrowed time
Moment of the season
October 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Moment of the season
Moment of the season
October 18, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Moment of the season
That was a long international break, and pretty bleak as a Wales fan
Back to FPL 😍
3 FT used
❌ Bruno, Tarkowski, Dorgu
✅ Saka, Diouf, Mukiele
£0.6m ITB
£1.6m OR
Good luck all
Back to FPL 😍
3 FT used
❌ Bruno, Tarkowski, Dorgu
✅ Saka, Diouf, Mukiele
£0.6m ITB
£1.6m OR
Good luck all
October 18, 2025 at 7:08 AM
That was a long international break, and pretty bleak as a Wales fan
Back to FPL 😍
3 FT used
❌ Bruno, Tarkowski, Dorgu
✅ Saka, Diouf, Mukiele
£0.6m ITB
£1.6m OR
Good luck all
Back to FPL 😍
3 FT used
❌ Bruno, Tarkowski, Dorgu
✅ Saka, Diouf, Mukiele
£0.6m ITB
£1.6m OR
Good luck all
A meh gameweek and bench boost
Some positives:
A captain return
Semenyo haul (high owned)
Gabriel clean and bonus
Ndiaye goal the highlight
Tarkers DEFCON & bonus
= Green arrow to 1.6m
I shouldn’t complain but did expect a lot more 🤷♂️
3 FT to think about in 2 weeks 🙂
Some positives:
A captain return
Semenyo haul (high owned)
Gabriel clean and bonus
Ndiaye goal the highlight
Tarkers DEFCON & bonus
= Green arrow to 1.6m
I shouldn’t complain but did expect a lot more 🤷♂️
3 FT to think about in 2 weeks 🙂
October 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
A meh gameweek and bench boost
Some positives:
A captain return
Semenyo haul (high owned)
Gabriel clean and bonus
Ndiaye goal the highlight
Tarkers DEFCON & bonus
= Green arrow to 1.6m
I shouldn’t complain but did expect a lot more 🤷♂️
3 FT to think about in 2 weeks 🙂
Some positives:
A captain return
Semenyo haul (high owned)
Gabriel clean and bonus
Ndiaye goal the highlight
Tarkers DEFCON & bonus
= Green arrow to 1.6m
I shouldn’t complain but did expect a lot more 🤷♂️
3 FT to think about in 2 weeks 🙂
5/6 blanks today, a disappointing half way point through the gameweek
Dorgu benched and Gyokeres not taking the pen the low points
Dorgu benched and Gyokeres not taking the pen the low points
October 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
5/6 blanks today, a disappointing half way point through the gameweek
Dorgu benched and Gyokeres not taking the pen the low points
Dorgu benched and Gyokeres not taking the pen the low points
Same again second half 🙏
October 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Same again second half 🙏
Bus team with 3 free transfers
Could very well end up being 4 or 5 FT…
May not make a move until
November 😳
Could very well end up being 4 or 5 FT…
May not make a move until
November 😳
October 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Bus team with 3 free transfers
Could very well end up being 4 or 5 FT…
May not make a move until
November 😳
Could very well end up being 4 or 5 FT…
May not make a move until
November 😳