Lot of past popes were thin italians.
First ever chicago-style deep dish pope. This is where they put the tomato sauce on top of the pope rather than underneath the cheese. important detail.

Disappointed with the name choice for the pope. We’ve had 2 Pope John Paul’s, it’s about time we got the band back together with a Pope George Ringo

Laws are confusing.
Breaking in a horse? Perfectly fine
Breaking and entering a horse? Very illegal

At Schrödinger's funeral they went with an open casket. Had to make sure he was dead

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the only day of the year I can post my pancake day bit

Done a little article for @chortle.bsky.social on reflective practice for comedians. Worth a look I'd say x
www.chortle.co.uk/corresponden...

Comedians and priests have some differences

For a priest their ‘tight 5’ is just reading half of the 10 commandments

I’m an atheist.

Well to be honest I’m agnostic but I’m really trying to work on my commitment issues

Had a nightmare where my teeth fell out. It’s really difficult when your teeth aren’t friends

Make your trips more memorable by using the empty pages in your passport, as a travel diary.

“Dear passport,
Today I got detained at the airport for writing in my passport”