DavineDC
@davinedc.bsky.social
Stand-Up Comedian | Polymath & Polyglot | Practicing radical empathy 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇰🇭
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He’s been found safe! Such a relief!!
December 11, 2025 at 12:54 PM
He’s been found safe! Such a relief!!
🚨NATIONWIDE ALERT! PLEASE SHARE
📞 If you’ve seen Tristan anywhere — in any city or state — please call.
Contact Fairfax County Police at (703) 691-2131 or the Missing In America Anonymous Tip Line at 1-844-MIA-LOST.
#MissingInAmerica #MissingPerson #NationwideAlert #BringHimHome #MentalHealthMatters
📞 If you’ve seen Tristan anywhere — in any city or state — please call.
Contact Fairfax County Police at (703) 691-2131 or the Missing In America Anonymous Tip Line at 1-844-MIA-LOST.
#MissingInAmerica #MissingPerson #NationwideAlert #BringHimHome #MentalHealthMatters
December 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
🚨NATIONWIDE ALERT! PLEASE SHARE
📞 If you’ve seen Tristan anywhere — in any city or state — please call.
Contact Fairfax County Police at (703) 691-2131 or the Missing In America Anonymous Tip Line at 1-844-MIA-LOST.
#MissingInAmerica #MissingPerson #NationwideAlert #BringHimHome #MentalHealthMatters
📞 If you’ve seen Tristan anywhere — in any city or state — please call.
Contact Fairfax County Police at (703) 691-2131 or the Missing In America Anonymous Tip Line at 1-844-MIA-LOST.
#MissingInAmerica #MissingPerson #NationwideAlert #BringHimHome #MentalHealthMatters
This is beyond f*cked up!
November 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
This is beyond f*cked up!
Happy Halloween to you all! Stay safe out there! 💀👻🎃🦇🕸️🕷️🍬🍭🍫⛑️❣️
October 31, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Happy Halloween to you all! Stay safe out there! 💀👻🎃🦇🕸️🕷️🍬🍭🍫⛑️❣️
So figurative and literal
October 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
So figurative and literal
Voted early. Civic duty accomplished. 🗳️⬇️🧢
October 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Voted early. Civic duty accomplished. 🗳️⬇️🧢
So I guess they’d be slut shaming the Mona Lisa. She has no lashes at all.
September 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
So I guess they’d be slut shaming the Mona Lisa. She has no lashes at all.
Coffee already makes me poop my pants…
September 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Coffee already makes me poop my pants…
The prosecution to the jury: Dr. Hopper doesn't have a leg to stand on in this case
*and his name is Hopper 😅🤣😂😇
*and his name is Hopper 😅🤣😂😇
September 6, 2025 at 11:53 AM
The prosecution to the jury: Dr. Hopper doesn't have a leg to stand on in this case
*and his name is Hopper 😅🤣😂😇
*and his name is Hopper 😅🤣😂😇
The kind of red vs blue battle we need…This movie was phenomenal
September 1, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The kind of red vs blue battle we need…This movie was phenomenal
Uncanny! The artist Leonardo DiCaprio would be so proud.
August 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Uncanny! The artist Leonardo DiCaprio would be so proud.
Just because I carry it well, don't mean it's not heavy.
August 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Just because I carry it well, don't mean it's not heavy.
Who still gets excited when finding out you can use these computers for free at hotels? Since we all have smart phones now…
I am guessing only spies on the run…
I am guessing only spies on the run…
August 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Who still gets excited when finding out you can use these computers for free at hotels? Since we all have smart phones now…
I am guessing only spies on the run…
I am guessing only spies on the run…
This ad is undeniably racist but I am even more shocked that Swatch still made watches. I haven’t seen any since the 90’s!!
August 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
This ad is undeniably racist but I am even more shocked that Swatch still made watches. I haven’t seen any since the 90’s!!
I am Damask Cornell and you’re listening to NPR
August 15, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I am Damask Cornell and you’re listening to NPR
Look at this typhoon coming up in Taiwan…👀
August 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Look at this typhoon coming up in Taiwan…👀
“Who’s the most annoying TV character ever?”
Here are my answers:
Here are my answers:
July 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
“Who’s the most annoying TV character ever?”
Here are my answers:
Here are my answers:
Look at this John Cena wanna be 👋👀🍋
July 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Look at this John Cena wanna be 👋👀🍋
I bet the current pistachio craze will outlast the Hawk Tuah girl “sensation”
July 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I bet the current pistachio craze will outlast the Hawk Tuah girl “sensation”
Bloodstorm is Storm played by Jada Pinkett Smith instead of Halle Berry 🩸⛈️
July 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Bloodstorm is Storm played by Jada Pinkett Smith instead of Halle Berry 🩸⛈️
“I've found that no matter what life throws at me, music softens the blow." — Bryce W. Anderson
June 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
“I've found that no matter what life throws at me, music softens the blow." — Bryce W. Anderson
If Aunt Lydia was a man…John Lithgow could have played a great male equivalent in @handmaidsonhulu #casting #handmaidstale
June 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
If Aunt Lydia was a man…John Lithgow could have played a great male equivalent in @handmaidsonhulu #casting #handmaidstale