UPDATE: I did make it into the edit for both. I was the first of the 2 book readers for Jill Rips - June made fun of me for “giving her crumbs” & for “The Arrival” I made the whole audience go “Ohhh!” when I hypothesized that Kiki was an alien because he didn’t like the ice pack on his ankle.

I weigh myself *before* I apply body lotion. 😂

That was a great video. I also love Cher! Thank you for Cher-ing it.

Today I learned there are different feeds. 🫠 I guess I’ve only been using Discover instead of Following. That explains a lot. 😂

I can’t imagine why. You cut out before the money shot, but you can still see plenty of pink.

My favorite part is when you jokingly say “Wreck it Ralph!” after one particularly vigorous moment. 🫠

Yes, babycakes! All the gays left X and they’re here now because Elon is a literal Nazi. There’s porn here and way fewer MAGAts.

At least they circumcised him, praise Jesus.

It’s easy when you’re stupid! Just say, “Everything happens for a reason,” and then just stop thinking after that in case *you’re* the reason!

Madison. Before “Splash” (‘84) a lot of Biblical names were common. But it normalized giving a last name as a 1st name, starting with other Presidential names, & then nouns (Apple), followed by stupid spellings and unnecessary apostrophes so no one can ever spell their name by hearing it (K’aelyiee)

Stupid sexy internet

Thots ‘n prayerz for Rodney.

I had someone tell me that their art teacher had told them that if they made prints of their work, they ethically needed to destroy the original work. I hoped they just misunderstood and didn’t have an instructor that dumb. I was like, “Have you ever seen a poster of the Mona Lisa?” 😂

I listened to @myfavoritemurder.bsky.social I purposely didn’t look up what @myfavoritekarenkilgariff and Georgia @hardstark looked like. I ♥️ the podcast & didn’t want to be influenced. Once I could tell their voices apart, I looked up their pictures. I was like “Oh my God they’re beautiful!” 🤩