Davis Nguyen
@davisnguyentmn.bsky.social
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Just gonna pretend Bluesky is just what Twitter is like on the dark web. Here for a good time, not for good.
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Got the perfect Halloween costume idea for @dennycarter.bsky.social :
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Dress as a wealthy-looking man made of steel bars and concrete...

which would make you Rich Rebar
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Philadelphia Eagles players meeting this week reportedly culminated with AJ Brown hitting Jalen Hurts over the head with a frying pan and proclaiming, "NOT THE MAMA!"

When confronted about the incident, Brown replied, "I'm the baby, gotta love me!"
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Moon going crazy tonight 🌕
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Every time I've seen a promo for the TV show 9-1-1, it has always involved some convoluted 9-1-1 emergency scenario.

But I'm listening to the Rotoworld podcast and according to the promo for the season premiere, they are going into muthafucking space for a 9-1-1 emergency 👀👀👀👀
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The X micro-blogging platform has already been inundated with Sora videos of you and Jake Browning wrestling Stephen Hawking in a WWF ring, it's broken containment
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Selling point is that according to advanced metrics, he's not Jake Browning
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Rather have to fight off a life than have to fight off some John Solis knife edge chops
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The latest update on Geno Smith is that they had successfully docked their starship with the Event Horizon and Geno was preparing to lead an exploratory party to investigate the derelict craft.

This was five weeks ago
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Gonna need Jameis Winston to become a Bengal asap
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ESPN fantasy app got Josh Allen strutting like Lanky Kong 😭😭😭😭
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Jake Browning: Hey, play you for an Ultra?

*five minutes later*

Jake Browning: And shit, ok, fuckin' ... I need like 18 Michelob Ultras
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Jaxson off got my Johnson shooting Darts
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Hiring an assistant whose sole responsibility is removing the wax covering from my Babybel cheese
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Dulin it and Dulin it and Dulin it well
Dulin it and Dulin it and Dulin it well
Dulin it and Dulin it and Dulin it well
I represent Queens, she was raised out in Brooklyn
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28 years later after sending Carson Wentz to the British Isles for two weeks:
davisnguyentmn.bsky.social
Dress as a wealthy-looking man made of steel bars and concrete...

which would make you Rich Rebar
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Using Sora to fabricate an entire Jaguars vs Titans Thursday Night Football broadcast, then making one of the junior Rotoworld blurb-ers watch & blurb the game
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"Sora" burning down two old-growth forests in Michigan so I can create a video that shows Zach Charbonnet actually converting a 3rd-and-1
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28 years later after sending Carson Wentz to the British Isles for two weeks: