Birmingham for a couple of days where I’m aiming to get some hot bedroom action.
I intend to wrap myself in a duvet sleep hugely for a couple of days, rising only eat a massive greasy sausage in one or both of the Christmas markets…
Birmingham for a couple of days where I’m aiming to get some hot bedroom action.
I intend to wrap myself in a duvet sleep hugely for a couple of days, rising only eat a massive greasy sausage in one or both of the Christmas markets…
For a moment a tear stings my eye…
For a moment a tear stings my eye…
Hop Hut Summer Slam:
Tastes like it’s made with actual Hutts.
“Bo Shuda…”
Hop Hut Summer Slam:
Tastes like it’s made with actual Hutts.
“Bo Shuda…”
And the crowds and the throng and the elbows move you by.
My traditional start to Christmas, a pie and a mulled cider at St Nicholas Fair.
So, here’s to us, You Cats, and a peaceful and happy season…
And the crowds and the throng and the elbows move you by.
My traditional start to Christmas, a pie and a mulled cider at St Nicholas Fair.
So, here’s to us, You Cats, and a peaceful and happy season…
I really am a weird, sad pathetic old man…
I really am a weird, sad pathetic old man…
As I was telling it last night, a maple leaf drifted down and landed on my shoulder.
If I was a deluded wet hippy type I might have got a bit misty eyed about it…
As I was telling it last night, a maple leaf drifted down and landed on my shoulder.
If I was a deluded wet hippy type I might have got a bit misty eyed about it…
It’s November, I like mince pies and Christmas can’t come soon enough…
It’s November, I like mince pies and Christmas can’t come soon enough…
Deo gracias Anglia rede pro victoria...
Deo gracias Anglia rede pro victoria...
I’ve always been proud of that laugh. Of all the audiences I’ve stood in front of and won over, that laugh meant more to me. A quiet little sound in a roaring gale of misery…
I’ve always been proud of that laugh. Of all the audiences I’ve stood in front of and won over, that laugh meant more to me. A quiet little sound in a roaring gale of misery…
I think this weekend though I listen and smile…
I think this weekend though I listen and smile…
Working regular bankers hours lets you know why, it’s a Wednesday dressed up as a Friday. All fur coat, no knickers.
Also I’ve just fumbled my “put on boots” roll and punched myself in the balls…
Working regular bankers hours lets you know why, it’s a Wednesday dressed up as a Friday. All fur coat, no knickers.
Also I’ve just fumbled my “put on boots” roll and punched myself in the balls…
Hail the glorious fallen…
Hail the glorious fallen…
The Patron Saint of England before being replaced by a foreigner…
The Patron Saint of England before being replaced by a foreigner…
Ever more remote in a sea of, lost chances, lost opportunities, lost laughter.
Older now than you can ever be.
Still missing you, Maggie, love always…
Ever more remote in a sea of, lost chances, lost opportunities, lost laughter.
Older now than you can ever be.
Still missing you, Maggie, love always…
Late night lager and films.
“Ooh, Event Horizon! I’ve not seen that in years, I bet it’s not as scary as I remember!”
Well, now I’m laying here with a full bladder afraid to go to the lavvy in case I meet Eyeless Sam Neill with he lad out…
Late night lager and films.
“Ooh, Event Horizon! I’ve not seen that in years, I bet it’s not as scary as I remember!”
Well, now I’m laying here with a full bladder afraid to go to the lavvy in case I meet Eyeless Sam Neill with he lad out…
“You will be alerted to the oncoming apocalypse by the cosmic horror of your phone making a sound like Chris Martin fucking a Clanger in a biscuit tin…”
“You will be alerted to the oncoming apocalypse by the cosmic horror of your phone making a sound like Chris Martin fucking a Clanger in a biscuit tin…”
Very Drunk Cowgirl - “YOU! Are a very attractive man!”
Davva - “Aw, thanks, Pet Lamb, so are you…”
The Very Drunk Cowgirl walks away unsure if she really has been complimented…
Very Drunk Cowgirl - “YOU! Are a very attractive man!”
Davva - “Aw, thanks, Pet Lamb, so are you…”
The Very Drunk Cowgirl walks away unsure if she really has been complimented…
Don’t know why, whimsy, possibly. But it’s worth noting the print acts a lot like a wipe clean bib…
Don’t know why, whimsy, possibly. But it’s worth noting the print acts a lot like a wipe clean bib…