Dawbes
@dawbes.bsky.social
There's a skinny girl in there trying to get out. But it's ok, I tied her up real good & drowned her in #GIN
What a world.
What a chance we had to have it all.
How we royally fucked that up.
What a chance we had to have it all.
How we royally fucked that up.
December 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
What a world.
What a chance we had to have it all.
How we royally fucked that up.
What a chance we had to have it all.
How we royally fucked that up.
A very random thought of @wombat37.bsky.social and his beloved Ben. 🐶
The internet introduced me to some lovely folk, but only one of you bastards put me in a book. ♥️
The internet introduced me to some lovely folk, but only one of you bastards put me in a book. ♥️
December 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
A very random thought of @wombat37.bsky.social and his beloved Ben. 🐶
The internet introduced me to some lovely folk, but only one of you bastards put me in a book. ♥️
The internet introduced me to some lovely folk, but only one of you bastards put me in a book. ♥️
You know what I’m a bit fucking sick of?
Everything.
Everything.
December 2, 2025 at 2:09 PM
You know what I’m a bit fucking sick of?
Everything.
Everything.
TEN MORE WORK DAYS TO SURVIVE
Before a very very very much needed 2 week break.
Before a very very very much needed 2 week break.
December 2, 2025 at 8:44 AM
TEN MORE WORK DAYS TO SURVIVE
Before a very very very much needed 2 week break.
Before a very very very much needed 2 week break.
The sea was feisty this morning.
Maybe she’s furious.
Maybe we’re all just furious.
Maybe she’s furious.
Maybe we’re all just furious.
November 30, 2025 at 12:02 PM
The sea was feisty this morning.
Maybe she’s furious.
Maybe we’re all just furious.
Maybe she’s furious.
Maybe we’re all just furious.
Merry Easter everybody 🎉🙈
Seen just now in a Spar shop in Rippon
Seen just now in a Spar shop in Rippon
November 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Merry Easter everybody 🎉🙈
Seen just now in a Spar shop in Rippon
Seen just now in a Spar shop in Rippon
All of the bestest things
November 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
All of the bestest things
Reposted by Dawbes
I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
Meanwhile, the lamb has been in the slow cooker since about 11ish, maybe 12ish by the time I got my shit together. Few more hours slow cooking to go for that.
#DinnerWithDawbes
#DinnerWithDawbes
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Meanwhile, the lamb has been in the slow cooker since about 11ish, maybe 12ish by the time I got my shit together. Few more hours slow cooking to go for that.
#DinnerWithDawbes
#DinnerWithDawbes
I made some granola this morning too. Following very very loosely Tyler’s instructions:
#DinnerWithDawbes
#DinnerWithDawbes
November 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I made some granola this morning too. Following very very loosely Tyler’s instructions:
#DinnerWithDawbes
#DinnerWithDawbes
Making a chorizo and lentil soup. #DinnerWithDawbes
November 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Making a chorizo and lentil soup. #DinnerWithDawbes
Matt’s started referring to it as my peri-peri menopause because it’s spicy.
November 22, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Matt’s started referring to it as my peri-peri menopause because it’s spicy.
I am on a train.
There’s no fucking gininacan tho.
There’s no fucking gininacan tho.
November 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I am on a train.
There’s no fucking gininacan tho.
There’s no fucking gininacan tho.
This made me do an inappropriate lol in Sainsbury’s.
“How was the Christmas do?”
“Oh don’t ask, I ended up getting a Christmas Pull Back from Susan in accounts”
“How was the Christmas do?”
“Oh don’t ask, I ended up getting a Christmas Pull Back from Susan in accounts”
November 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
This made me do an inappropriate lol in Sainsbury’s.
“How was the Christmas do?”
“Oh don’t ask, I ended up getting a Christmas Pull Back from Susan in accounts”
“How was the Christmas do?”
“Oh don’t ask, I ended up getting a Christmas Pull Back from Susan in accounts”
They don’t know it yet, but next week on an away day I’m gonna try teach my team to paint this 😂
November 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
They don’t know it yet, but next week on an away day I’m gonna try teach my team to paint this 😂
My girl came to bed with me again last night and snuggled beside me until I had to get up at 4:30 and get in the guest bed because I was aching (couldn’t move) and far too hot (in pj’s). This is her now. Flaked out.
November 16, 2025 at 9:53 AM
My girl came to bed with me again last night and snuggled beside me until I had to get up at 4:30 and get in the guest bed because I was aching (couldn’t move) and far too hot (in pj’s). This is her now. Flaked out.
Making a chicken soup, of some sort. #DinnerWithDawbes
November 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Making a chicken soup, of some sort. #DinnerWithDawbes
I’m so sad. After all the stress & worry of the radio-iodine treatment for the girl, the lump in her neck is growing and unlikely to be the thyroid. Bloods confirmed her thyroid issues - the lump is to the side & k pointed it out to the vet who said it could be her thyroid.
November 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I’m so sad. After all the stress & worry of the radio-iodine treatment for the girl, the lump in her neck is growing and unlikely to be the thyroid. Bloods confirmed her thyroid issues - the lump is to the side & k pointed it out to the vet who said it could be her thyroid.
My head was already all over the place and this week is certainly not helping me rectify that.
November 11, 2025 at 11:59 AM
My head was already all over the place and this week is certainly not helping me rectify that.
Happy birthday Jimbo @jimtheschoolgirl.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Happy birthday Jimbo @jimtheschoolgirl.bsky.social
Well I might just have to go back to bed after that breakfast.
Pancakes, Greek yogurt, warmed berries and caramelised banana with a spoon of the best pistachio cream in the world & a drizzle of maple syrup.
Pancakes, Greek yogurt, warmed berries and caramelised banana with a spoon of the best pistachio cream in the world & a drizzle of maple syrup.
November 8, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Well I might just have to go back to bed after that breakfast.
Pancakes, Greek yogurt, warmed berries and caramelised banana with a spoon of the best pistachio cream in the world & a drizzle of maple syrup.
Pancakes, Greek yogurt, warmed berries and caramelised banana with a spoon of the best pistachio cream in the world & a drizzle of maple syrup.
Soup season!
We have a standard leek & potato with a cube of frozen chopped spinach added, no dairy. And a chicken & leek with butter beans and orzo.
We have a standard leek & potato with a cube of frozen chopped spinach added, no dairy. And a chicken & leek with butter beans and orzo.
November 2, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Soup season!
We have a standard leek & potato with a cube of frozen chopped spinach added, no dairy. And a chicken & leek with butter beans and orzo.
We have a standard leek & potato with a cube of frozen chopped spinach added, no dairy. And a chicken & leek with butter beans and orzo.
You know you’re clinging on to your mid-forties when the box in your bedside table that used to be full of sex toys is now full of things like wrist supports, massage balls and microwave wheat bags 🙈🤣
October 31, 2025 at 1:22 PM
You know you’re clinging on to your mid-forties when the box in your bedside table that used to be full of sex toys is now full of things like wrist supports, massage balls and microwave wheat bags 🙈🤣
My beautiful still slightly radioactive baby girl 🥰
October 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
My beautiful still slightly radioactive baby girl 🥰
Can’t stop listening to West End Girl.
It’s fantastic in so many ways.
It’s fantastic in so many ways.
October 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Can’t stop listening to West End Girl.
It’s fantastic in so many ways.
It’s fantastic in so many ways.