Dawnabelle, Fixer of Broken Things
@dawnbarton.bsky.social
Real-life heart-eyes emoji on skates. She/her. Neuro🌶
Learn how to be a kind human and make good choices.
Learn how to be a kind human and make good choices.
My socks say "Here comes trouble."
Today and every day, socks!
Today and every day, socks!
September 24, 2024 at 10:44 AM
My socks say "Here comes trouble."
Today and every day, socks!
Today and every day, socks!
Okay but like for real. @infinitescream.bsky.social just gets it.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
July 1, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Okay but like for real. @infinitescream.bsky.social just gets it.
My dog would like to invite me to choke on my own bullshit right about now.
(Image description: Somehow angry looking dog sporting a homemade ecollar made out of an old white swaddling blanket, some zip ties and festive green ribbons.)
(Image description: Somehow angry looking dog sporting a homemade ecollar made out of an old white swaddling blanket, some zip ties and festive green ribbons.)
May 27, 2024 at 5:47 PM
My dog would like to invite me to choke on my own bullshit right about now.
(Image description: Somehow angry looking dog sporting a homemade ecollar made out of an old white swaddling blanket, some zip ties and festive green ribbons.)
(Image description: Somehow angry looking dog sporting a homemade ecollar made out of an old white swaddling blanket, some zip ties and festive green ribbons.)
Turns out Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer is about why diversity is important and masking is bad.
December 24, 2023 at 10:12 PM
Turns out Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer is about why diversity is important and masking is bad.
Today I forgot a couple of very major things until RIGHT now. (F*CK)
Coincidentally, I'm down to the last pay attention pill and I decided to save it for tomorrow.
(medication works! but only if you take it)
Coincidentally, I'm down to the last pay attention pill and I decided to save it for tomorrow.
(medication works! but only if you take it)
November 13, 2023 at 3:48 AM
Today I forgot a couple of very major things until RIGHT now. (F*CK)
Coincidentally, I'm down to the last pay attention pill and I decided to save it for tomorrow.
(medication works! but only if you take it)
Coincidentally, I'm down to the last pay attention pill and I decided to save it for tomorrow.
(medication works! but only if you take it)
It is raining and gloomy. I did three grown-up things today AND I ate a real lunch.
I will accept my accolades at your leisure.
I will accept my accolades at your leisure.
November 10, 2023 at 6:02 PM
It is raining and gloomy. I did three grown-up things today AND I ate a real lunch.
I will accept my accolades at your leisure.
I will accept my accolades at your leisure.
Someone backed into the new car while I was driving it. Kids and Molly were in the back. Everyone's fine. (except the plastic and the paint)
Anyway, I was more concerned with whether that person's kid knows my kid, and this is great! We can do playdates now, maybe.
Medication works, y'all!
Anyway, I was more concerned with whether that person's kid knows my kid, and this is great! We can do playdates now, maybe.
Medication works, y'all!
November 9, 2023 at 1:16 AM
Someone backed into the new car while I was driving it. Kids and Molly were in the back. Everyone's fine. (except the plastic and the paint)
Anyway, I was more concerned with whether that person's kid knows my kid, and this is great! We can do playdates now, maybe.
Medication works, y'all!
Anyway, I was more concerned with whether that person's kid knows my kid, and this is great! We can do playdates now, maybe.
Medication works, y'all!
One tiny walking another. (The bigger one doesn't feel super great - we can tell because he barely touched his doughnut and put himself right to bed for his nap.)
(Image description: Small kid with lime green sunglasses walking a brown and white chihuahua mix on a leaf-littered street.)
(Image description: Small kid with lime green sunglasses walking a brown and white chihuahua mix on a leaf-littered street.)
November 5, 2023 at 5:05 PM
One tiny walking another. (The bigger one doesn't feel super great - we can tell because he barely touched his doughnut and put himself right to bed for his nap.)
(Image description: Small kid with lime green sunglasses walking a brown and white chihuahua mix on a leaf-littered street.)
(Image description: Small kid with lime green sunglasses walking a brown and white chihuahua mix on a leaf-littered street.)
Today I realized I'm very comfortable being bad at something before I'm good at it. And that a lot of people are not.
(Like briefly. Don't @ me. I hate being bad at anything, it's good motivation.)
(Like briefly. Don't @ me. I hate being bad at anything, it's good motivation.)
November 1, 2023 at 11:55 PM
Today I realized I'm very comfortable being bad at something before I'm good at it. And that a lot of people are not.
(Like briefly. Don't @ me. I hate being bad at anything, it's good motivation.)
(Like briefly. Don't @ me. I hate being bad at anything, it's good motivation.)
A friend asked me how my day was.
Nobody died, I said.
But that's not really true, is it?
Nobody died, I said.
But that's not really true, is it?
October 31, 2023 at 2:59 AM
A friend asked me how my day was.
Nobody died, I said.
But that's not really true, is it?
Nobody died, I said.
But that's not really true, is it?
The one time I need a clear plastic straw and I cannot find one.
(Fixing a zipper pull finally, after over 20 years of moving this hoodie around the world with me.)
(Fixing a zipper pull finally, after over 20 years of moving this hoodie around the world with me.)
October 30, 2023 at 11:57 AM
The one time I need a clear plastic straw and I cannot find one.
(Fixing a zipper pull finally, after over 20 years of moving this hoodie around the world with me.)
(Fixing a zipper pull finally, after over 20 years of moving this hoodie around the world with me.)
Guess who has two thumbs and is off her meds because of a national shortage/extreme prejudice against people who take "narcotics" and use it as a slur when we're trying to get prescriptions filled?
👍This guy!👍
👍This guy!👍
October 10, 2023 at 12:42 PM
Guess who has two thumbs and is off her meds because of a national shortage/extreme prejudice against people who take "narcotics" and use it as a slur when we're trying to get prescriptions filled?
👍This guy!👍
👍This guy!👍
The theme of this wedding is thrift store fancy. I'm wearing a purple strapless gown, sparkly tennis shoes, shiny purple fake lashes, and a crown. And carrying my sparkly rainbow clutch.
October 7, 2023 at 9:26 PM
The theme of this wedding is thrift store fancy. I'm wearing a purple strapless gown, sparkly tennis shoes, shiny purple fake lashes, and a crown. And carrying my sparkly rainbow clutch.
My anxiety monster would really appreciate a resolution to this garbage, please, the government.
September 30, 2023 at 11:18 PM
My anxiety monster would really appreciate a resolution to this garbage, please, the government.
Happy hysterectoversary to me! Best operation ever!
September 29, 2023 at 10:56 PM
Happy hysterectoversary to me! Best operation ever!
Can't win em all, I suppose.
BUT I CAN SURE TRY.
BUT I CAN SURE TRY.
September 25, 2023 at 11:24 PM
Can't win em all, I suppose.
BUT I CAN SURE TRY.
BUT I CAN SURE TRY.
I knew what the right answer was over three hours ago, but I'm still talking to myself and waving my hands around trying to get myself behind what is really my own good decision. In bed. I'm laying in the dark trying to talk myself into not wrecking-ball-ing something.
September 21, 2023 at 3:24 AM
I knew what the right answer was over three hours ago, but I'm still talking to myself and waving my hands around trying to get myself behind what is really my own good decision. In bed. I'm laying in the dark trying to talk myself into not wrecking-ball-ing something.
I just think we can shame people without posting revenge porn, whether or nor we disagree with their politics.
September 16, 2023 at 3:51 PM
I just think we can shame people without posting revenge porn, whether or nor we disagree with their politics.
Aggravated the bougiest-sounding injury in the world, but this golf elbow (on both sides!) is worth the cleaned up back yard. Two trashcans worth of weedwhacker spoils!
September 11, 2023 at 11:55 AM
Aggravated the bougiest-sounding injury in the world, but this golf elbow (on both sides!) is worth the cleaned up back yard. Two trashcans worth of weedwhacker spoils!
I put in an order for my medication, thinking I was fine because the online portal said "Processing."
OHOHOHO, me, you sweet summer child. Nothing is easy when it comes to getting medication for being neurospicy.
Anyway, tomorrow is gonna be great.
OHOHOHO, me, you sweet summer child. Nothing is easy when it comes to getting medication for being neurospicy.
Anyway, tomorrow is gonna be great.
September 7, 2023 at 12:53 AM
I put in an order for my medication, thinking I was fine because the online portal said "Processing."
OHOHOHO, me, you sweet summer child. Nothing is easy when it comes to getting medication for being neurospicy.
Anyway, tomorrow is gonna be great.
OHOHOHO, me, you sweet summer child. Nothing is easy when it comes to getting medication for being neurospicy.
Anyway, tomorrow is gonna be great.
I'm not even mad, I'm just disappointed.
August 29, 2023 at 11:40 PM
I'm not even mad, I'm just disappointed.
Maybe men should try smiling more.
August 21, 2023 at 11:01 PM
Maybe men should try smiling more.
Bunionette sounds a lot cuter than it feels.
August 20, 2023 at 11:50 PM
Bunionette sounds a lot cuter than it feels.
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San Franciscans: this is Wily. She is loose in San Francisco after escaping her dog sitter. We are not in town. If you see her, please call animal control. Please boost if you are in SF.
August 19, 2023 at 12:49 AM
San Franciscans: this is Wily. She is loose in San Francisco after escaping her dog sitter. We are not in town. If you see her, please call animal control. Please boost if you are in SF.
Forgot yesterday, but tentatively, PLAY THE SONG!
August 19, 2023 at 2:50 PM
Forgot yesterday, but tentatively, PLAY THE SONG!