Darcie Hambleton
@dawspup.bsky.social
My love language is obnoxiousness
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There is nothing more satisfying than the Pope just shitting on JD Vance over and over and over
April 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
There is nothing more satisfying than the Pope just shitting on JD Vance over and over and over
There is nothing more satisfying than the Pope just shitting on JD Vance over and over and over
April 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
There is nothing more satisfying than the Pope just shitting on JD Vance over and over and over
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LMAOOO, so true.
February 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
LMAOOO, so true.
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February 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Bishop Budde 2028
January 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Bishop Budde 2028
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FACT CHECK: TRUE
trump IS a punk ass bitch.
trump IS a punk ass bitch.
January 18, 2025 at 9:51 AM
FACT CHECK: TRUE
trump IS a punk ass bitch.
trump IS a punk ass bitch.
Okay but the screenshot is iconic
January 19, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Okay but the screenshot is iconic
Banning TikTok is somehow easier for the US government than requiring any motorcyclist to wear a helmet.
Yep, tomorrow I could ride a motorcycle on the highway with no helmet but not use TikTok?
That's *dumb*.
Yep, tomorrow I could ride a motorcycle on the highway with no helmet but not use TikTok?
That's *dumb*.
January 19, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Banning TikTok is somehow easier for the US government than requiring any motorcyclist to wear a helmet.
Yep, tomorrow I could ride a motorcycle on the highway with no helmet but not use TikTok?
That's *dumb*.
Yep, tomorrow I could ride a motorcycle on the highway with no helmet but not use TikTok?
That's *dumb*.
Remember when I found that cane seat from amazon and went viral on a platform that is dead now?
Anyway, get a cane seat here:
a.co/d/artKw4k
Anyway, get a cane seat here:
a.co/d/artKw4k
January 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Remember when I found that cane seat from amazon and went viral on a platform that is dead now?
Anyway, get a cane seat here:
a.co/d/artKw4k
Anyway, get a cane seat here:
a.co/d/artKw4k
I wrote you a cat tax song, it is called #thecattaxsong and this is where it goes, now.
January 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I wrote you a cat tax song, it is called #thecattaxsong and this is where it goes, now.
I just wanted to use this audio of #Zachwoods going on about something or other
January 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I just wanted to use this audio of #Zachwoods going on about something or other
Making "unhinged" content back when TikTok was still real
January 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Making "unhinged" content back when TikTok was still real
What is #narcolepsy like? I answer that question in this video called #hour73
January 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
What is #narcolepsy like? I answer that question in this video called #hour73
All the news stations are showing Canada rn when what the people really want is a live stream of the capital to see if the idiots try anything
January 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
All the news stations are showing Canada rn when what the people really want is a live stream of the capital to see if the idiots try anything
Should I spend all of tomorrow (jan 6) watching every news source or just wait till the end of the day to see what chaos has erupted.
I feel like it's going to be a news all day kind of day.
I feel like it's going to be a news all day kind of day.
January 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Should I spend all of tomorrow (jan 6) watching every news source or just wait till the end of the day to see what chaos has erupted.
I feel like it's going to be a news all day kind of day.
I feel like it's going to be a news all day kind of day.
On tonight's episode of 36 and Pregnant,
Our hero will be putting on a wedding cake decorating show and falling asleep by 9.
Our hero will be putting on a wedding cake decorating show and falling asleep by 9.
January 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
On tonight's episode of 36 and Pregnant,
Our hero will be putting on a wedding cake decorating show and falling asleep by 9.
Our hero will be putting on a wedding cake decorating show and falling asleep by 9.
If I were writing this show, Trump would find a way to deport Elon because ol' Musk is getting more popular than him.
December 23, 2024 at 1:54 AM
If I were writing this show, Trump would find a way to deport Elon because ol' Musk is getting more popular than him.
Vigilante justice isn't going to socialize healthcare.
Revering the shooter as a hero "uniting both parties" doesn't change the fact that the next president has a "concept" of a healthcare plan that proooobably still revolves around private health insurance.
The solution is voting, not shooting.
Revering the shooter as a hero "uniting both parties" doesn't change the fact that the next president has a "concept" of a healthcare plan that proooobably still revolves around private health insurance.
The solution is voting, not shooting.
December 9, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Vigilante justice isn't going to socialize healthcare.
Revering the shooter as a hero "uniting both parties" doesn't change the fact that the next president has a "concept" of a healthcare plan that proooobably still revolves around private health insurance.
The solution is voting, not shooting.
Revering the shooter as a hero "uniting both parties" doesn't change the fact that the next president has a "concept" of a healthcare plan that proooobably still revolves around private health insurance.
The solution is voting, not shooting.
Why does it take me 83 years to clean my 500 sq ft apt but if I ask a normal person for a hand it takes them 15 minutes
December 8, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Why does it take me 83 years to clean my 500 sq ft apt but if I ask a normal person for a hand it takes them 15 minutes