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Just a public defender toeing the line on character and fitness
As a fan of sports movies but not sports I never saw this coming. What do you mean the guy who was too old to play was in fact too old to play?

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Philip Rivers Had A Grand Old Time Leading The Colts Into Their Grave | Defector
The Colts did it. After beginning the season with a record of 8–2, Indianapolis has now been eliminated from the playoffs. It’s a pretty exclusive circle of hell, where they’ve landed: Since 1990, whe...
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December 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
People talk to me about the LOTR and I have to immediately make it clear I’m not some sweaty movie nerd. I’m a refined book nerd, a classics nerd. I’ve read the silmarillion.
December 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
If I just start talking about the lord of the rings will the algorithm connect me with the relevant crowd?
December 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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I've lived under martial law (post-Katrina New Orleans) and let me tell you, white people are in for an absolute shock. It's not that they "don't see color." They do. They just don't care if you're white. They're bullies- yes, even if you're white. I can't explain it other than to say "just wait."
June 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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June 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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"Here we are once again confronted by a central truth about the people who lead these anti-trans campaigns in sports, which is that although they are first and foremost hateful bigots, they are also huge fucking losers." defector.com/its-a-great-...
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Donald Trump released yet another deranged statement on Tuesday, demanding that a transgender high school student be barred from participating in the California state track and field championships,…
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May 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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GM 🖤

Please take care of yourself
May 28, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Slowly all my nuanced thoughts and opinions are melting down to “men are the problem” and or “we need a new country”
May 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I don’t have time to cite chapter and verse right now, nor indeed do I plan to explain it, but here’s the take.

Galadriel, if we faithfully interpret the text, should be played by a trans woman.
April 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Nothing prepares you for how often and how passionately Tolkien writes about the horses of Rohan
April 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
@whatatimepod.bsky.social not to be snobby but cillian Murphy should play próspero and keoghan should play caliban
April 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Did my client post this
April 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
@whatatimepod.bsky.social hello I would like to weigh in on court stuff. 1. The horrible crimes are still boring. Trials are boring.
2. I once saw a judge suddenly say “court is in recess” and run off the bench during closing arguments. 99% that was diarrhea
April 16, 2025 at 3:56 PM
How do I be less angry when everyone around me is an evil selfish moron? (Not just depression talking, I live in Florida)
April 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I printed out some sheet music and was surprised how satisfied I was - I miss music! I wish we lived in a world where being an artist wasn’t reserved for children of wealthy parents
April 10, 2025 at 2:24 PM
No thoughts. I just don’t think we as a society are talking enough about how amazing “make ‘em laugh” from singing in the rain is. And it’s an extremely famous scene, just it should be even more famous
April 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
If I don’t work work becomes overwhelming. If I get overwhelmed I don’t work….
April 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
We just shouldn’t do court on April 1st. I got my clients case dropped today and there’s a small piece of me that’s waiting for the prosecutor to say “April fools”
April 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The movie singing in the rain was made because the studio owned a song called “singing in the rain” and told some writers to make a movie around it. And they made a masterpiece. Nowadays we feed the greatest IP in the world into AI to produce crap whose best quality is fading quickly from memory.
March 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I just think that, pound for pound, objectively speaking, just based solely on the number of hyphenates - no actor today is even close to being as talented as Donald O’Conner
March 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
We need to standardize what it means to be good at chess. If I play someone who remembers the rules but rarely plays I’m going to crush them. But compared to someone who is actually good at chess I am a child. And then there’s the grandmasters
March 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Hope none of my clients realize their lawyer is wearing a swimsuit as underwear
March 5, 2025 at 12:58 PM